Fantasy Gal - Bros pls share yur Object of Lust real life stories (pics)

[alan0338]

Originally Posted by KallIan

Where is lao hero? Pls come back!

guess he hunting for new clients so that can drink on company again

[ansonsohna]

Originally Posted by KallIan

Where is lao hero? Pls come back!

Originally Posted by alan0338

guess he hunting for new clients so that can drink on company again

You guys are correct ~ I was in KUL (where the clients are). Just got back this morning.

KNS, boss wants me to follow up on the clients (after the entertainment). I was thus dispatch to KUL. I frankly think they are just freeloaders and have got no intention to sign the contract. Company sebei cham (internally got dead wood and free loading staff, externally got prospects also free loaders!)

Anyway, Company deserves it. They cheapo ~ daily expenses is only SGD 80 (at least make it round figure to SGD100 lah).

Best part is that bladdy admin never book flight. Kena take coach at Beach Road - Golden Mile (Cost of my transportation to KUL via Five Star - SGD 40 only - return)!

Anyway will rest up a little and then provide some interesting update - oh yah, its OCT - (this is a month I am gonna meet sammi - oh yeh oh yeh oh yeh - ha!).

[KallIan]

WB back bro. Camping for updates!

[alan0338]

camping for lao hiao

[KallIan]

Where are u lao hero? Eloped with sammi? Pls come back!

[alan0338]

Originally Posted by KallIan

Where are u lao hero? Eloped with sammi? Pls come back!

he song song with sammi now... month october he bz

[eurodc]

Bro Anson,

Just discovered your wonderful thread today.

Spent the whole day reading your posts, made me laugh like hell. Your smattering usage of hokkien words to describe certain scenarios brings out nice good old-style Singaporean humour, luckily I am born and bred in SG to understand all the humour.

Got a few scenarios also bring back good memories, just as the sharpener with a mirror at the back to bio teachers, always using the name "Xiao Ming" as the lead actor for Chinese composition etc.

Also one section you talk abt your office lau kway bu white CB hair coming out of her G-string I laugh so hard had to run to the toilet to shit, somehow the laughing nerves hit my bowel system, kept laughing for 1 min even at the toilet bowl. No kidding because really too funny liao.

I will be a fan of your thread from now. Will up you my humble 3 points at the soonest chance possible because now new SBF ruling cannot up posts more than 2 days old.

Thanks for the wonderful thread!

And wish you good luck with Sammi in SGP!

Go ! Go ! Go !

[ansonsohna]

Originally Posted by KallIan

Where are u lao hero? Eloped with sammi? Pls come back!

Originally Posted by alan0338

he song song with sammi now... month october he bz

Sammi NOT in Singapore - postponed yet again as she got a call from a producer in Hunan who wanted to cast her in a tv show. Maybe my dream gal go up from tier three to tier two? like tat jialat - even more competition because she will be more well known. will provide an update later.

Originally Posted by eurodc

..... Just discovered your wonderful thread today.

Spent the whole day reading your posts, made me laugh like hell....

.....I will be a fan of your thread from now....

Thanks for the wonderful thread!

And wish you good luck with Sammi in SGP!

Go ! Go ! Go !

wah so touching man your compliments - i am so happy that i can give you some joy. will try to be more regular in my postings.

[ansonsohna]

okay firstly i owe an explanation why i never post for so long.

1) i managed to close the KUL deal (the one whereby company pay for my cheong expenses). boss thinks tat i got 'potential' for sales so ask me to try out. as such i kena 'attached' to the sales team for the past two weeks to assess my suitability.

2) kns, i know sales job can keng a lot.... but wtf is the diff, office admin job, i also keng: spent my day mostly surfing net, gossip and tcss with colleagues.

anyway at the end of the two weeks, i told my boss that i cannot make it in sales. why? sales job can keng but ultimately got target - so end of day still answerable.

(lau kway bu also say tat i can sell very well, because i "boot licker". if she is sweet young thing, i will say boot is not the only thing i can lick well ... but i dare not. sekali she "ka qui qui" (open leg ala sharon stone) and ask me to test my licking skills)

2) also my other colleagues doing sales all not cheong kings (only one - but i cheong with him already so nothing different here). they mostly eat snake by going bowling and playing snooker. snooker? me?

as mentioned before here, cue stick, balls and holes equals to sex ..... i totally non sporty type. tried tennis one time, and every stroke that i manage to hit (mostly i "swished" air), it went over the fence. kena suan that game is tennis and not baseball.

3) my "excuse" to olive everytime i want to cheong is tat i want to join in my colleagues for snooker. olive knows tat my office sales staff gila snooker (and she not interested in the game at all - she finds it boring).

Olive one kind, she says games like darts, golf and snooker got fatty and ah pui all playing at highest level - how come can consider sports. sports must equal to fitness in Olive's eyes.

I answered olive, what abt sumo wrestling - not sports meh? olive answered sumo is actually two big man in towel hugging each other and trying to pull each other's towels down ... yes, can't belive tat olive really thot that ... and when i corrected her and told her that the objective is to get the opponent out of the ring and not give each other gigantic wedgies, olive muttered a sheepish "oh!" ....

[ansonsohna]

Now for the most interesting update: sammi my fantasy gal ....

1) Sammi's trip to Singapore is postponed because she was called to audition to play a major roll in a local tv production. wah like tat, she may move up from Tier three model to Tier two ... especially if tv is a hit ... since i got close up look at pussy i feel like edison inspecting a cecelia .....

anyway, the next trip to singapore is scheduled for nov ....

2) Ayumi was actually disappointed for postponing the trip to singapore. i could also sense that she was a little jealous at not getting a second audition while sammi does .... but so far, ayumi never bitchy or said anything. however Ayumi's comments (with a very haunting tone): "... at least i got a famous friend" betrays to me that ayumi was envious of sammi.

3) ah chuan - dam stamina man. he still occasionally stalks sammi at her apartment. despite sammi changing her number three times, ah chuan always invariably found out (no choice as she needs to give a contact number in order to get assignments and they have so many mutual friends.). Eventually sammi gave up and just tried to ignore his calls and talk to him cursorily.

4) ang mo model also still continue's his pursuits although a little more low key - after being told that sammi needs some time after being just out of a messy relationship.

5) From my intelligence - actually i not CIA material, info is mostly from ayumi and from my talking to sammi herself (yes, we still talked nearly everyday):

6) Sammi's list of suitors:

1) anson
2) ang mo model
3) ah chuan
4) old family and childhood friend (now a businessman - apparantly succesful).
5) sammi's ex whom she dump
6) french factory owner - manufacturing garments
7) ah chuan's colleague, a photographer too -
8) a 少爷 (rich man's son) who own seven cars. ayumi i think wants him too (no wonder she jealous of sammi),
9) a media company owner (fairly big in china) - he offers her around SGD 10K a month to be his mistress. he had been "after" sammi for nearly three years now. i think he is motivated by the idea of conquering sammi and not interested in her per se.
10) and several other guys who buaya her in the streets and clubs - too many to enumerate. (only one of them counts as sammi told me that he is cute - sammi seldom says men are handsome or cute - so this means something). anyway this cute guy, according to ayumi, looks like jay chou. not jealous or anything, but jay chou cute meh? look like ah beng with pondan tendencies in my eyes .... i shall temporary call this guy Jay.

7) At first when i saw the list, i nearly give up - but then hor, i think about it - out of them all, i am the only person whom she calls regularly (sometimes SHE calls - not all the time i initiate - this is something i appreciate so much).

more importantly, beside ah chuan, i am the only guy there (i think) to have seen her pussy up close and have actually had sammi's hands on my dick ....

the everyman joe (or anson) getting his fantasy gal ? ......

[alan0338]

kamsia for the update, always enjoyed reading.

[ansonsohna]

Originally Posted by alan0338

kamsia for the update, always enjoyed reading.

with pleasure bro alan. with much pleasure!

anyway, forgot to add one more suiter. its a friend of Barbie's husband. (in case you have forgotten, barbie is an ex model friend of sammi who married a businessman and retired to become a tai tai of sorts). this so call suiter is actually barbie's recommendation / introduction.

Ayumi dam bitchy say that the this guy worse looking than me (i actually asked her whether he that terok looking). Ayumi told me that he got decayed black teeth and looks so repulsive that can vomit and have manners of a village jacun (农村) ...

even sammi laughed when she mentioned him ... she is too kind to say bad thing about him. i treat him totally as no competition even though i have not met him. yah yah papaya me siah!

[ansonsohna]

Just got to tell everyone something that had me in stiches - this one is for my blog! :

Olive as you know always tekan tat my didi very small. So one day (last week) as she is giving me a handjob - I mentioned that it is macham telescope - can retract in and out.

Olive countered that i am flattering myself, its more like the maginifying glass that diamond / jewellery shop use to assess the diamond - only that my kuku is shorter.

Olive then role played that she is jewellery shop owner and playfully pretend to use my cock as if it is like the magnifying glass. She peer here and peer there - say that my balls cannot be crown jewels because too small ... as she was "examining" my magnifying glass, i suddenly came - and shot my man juice right into Olive's eye!

Her reaction is priceless - "you bastard. it fucking stings. you think your kuku eye drop is it ......" - then come the clicher: "they say masterbating can make you blind, but who call you look at your own dick when you are about to come" LOL

Olive: "still laughing at me you asshole ....." (after i cannot stop giggling).

Maybe this incident cannot translate well in the written form, but when you witness it - its dam hilarious the reaction. Its something that i still teased Olive about!

[alan0338]

tot only i wear goggles when i up a squirter, hehe, now olive pcc for LAO HERO also need to wear goggles liao...

[Garfield-Mel]

Thankz for the nice pic bro.will camp here