Fantasy Gal - Bros pls share yur Object of Lust real life stories (pics)

[ansonsohna]

Originally Posted by gian_soong

I have seen some gals in ktv that are CMI beyond my imagination! But then again, like they say, 1 man's meat is another man's poison. Maybe even your Lao hiao might be attractive to some. Hahahha

wah lanz wei ... MY Lau Hiao ... may be a eunach before I fuck her!

how bad is Lau Hiao? Just close your eyes and pull down your pants. Using your fingertips gently run through the texture of your balls. feel your dangly bits, the occasionally stray hair between the crumpled skin texture ... that's the sensation you get from stoking Lau Hiao. ..... me Lau Hero what, live dangerously. I for fun ever stroke Lau Hiao's arm ....

In other words, even if you blind and deaf, just stroking her dam disgusting.

If you have read some of my posting, you would know that I ever have a One Night Stand with a kopi tiam beer promo aunty (who took off her denture when she gave me blow job). At least the beer aunty dressing not so disgusting (short skirt aside, her legs not bad). Lau Hiao's low cut, cleavage revealing, bra revealing and skirt so short until panty revealing .... i tell you is such a visual assault that whenever she wears this kind of clothes, men dare not look in her direction. Its so bad that even stray cats and dogs siam!

I ever ask Lau Hiao point blank: "if you work in deskar/pertain road (discount section), you think got business .... got men pay to have sex with you one meh?"

Lau Hiao had the cheek to reply: "deskar road? you 'green banana' or what? - even if I work Lido Palace (she knows because the men here openly discuss their cheong activity), I will be ang pai.... experienced and sexy and hot ..... machma like Kim Cathrell (sex and the city bitch) & Zoe Tay ... u don't want meh? ". (and she gave a fucking deliberate wink as she said that .... shudder!)

Anyway Lau Hiao unexpected and thick skin response shocked me so much that I just shuddap. I am lost for words! I simply cannot think of a witty come-back after this case of incredible self delusion.

[ansonsohna]

wah piangz .... writing about Lau Hiao ..... just only a while ago when kopi aunty asked what we want, Lau Hiao actually said "give me COCK light". The bitch actually pronounced "COKE" as "COCK"

I nudged mama "Foreign Talent" Sperm (guess who gave him this nicknamed "Sperm"? ) and whispered to him: (Pointing in the direction of Lau Hiao) She wants COCK. Why don't you offer her yours? ....."

His response: "How can lah .....?" (Guess Sperm has integrated well)

[alan0338]

Originally Posted by ansonsohna

i tell you is such a visual assault that whenever she wears this kind of clothes, men dare not look in her direction. Its so bad that even stray cats and dogs siam!

wahahaha, this sentence funny

[ansonsohna]

Originally Posted by ansonsohna

.... i tell you is such a visual assault that whenever she wears this kind of clothes, men dare not look in her direction. Its so bad that even stray cats and dogs siam!

Originally Posted by alan0338

wahahaha, this sentence funny

.... yes, unless the dog has rabies. Then it will try to hump Lau Hiao's legs!

okay, back to HKG:

we disembarked from the taxi and I gave sammi's ass a nice friendly spanking (in front of ah chuan) whilst neighing like a horse.

i am, at that point not sure of ah chuan's reaction. afterall, during the previous nites outing, he had an altercation with some guys who tried to be cheeky with sammi. Some Men are "toot" ... even KTV or WL (i.e. public property) they can be possessive of them. Got one anal retentive cheong kaki, when WL flash her wares such as tits or ass or pussy, he will 'cover' them macham protector like that. Let friend see mah ig gals don't mind ...

when asked by horse face why i made the horse neighing sound (ah chuan must have forgotten that I had earlier told him that horse face has ... well a horse face), ah chuna remarked that i am trying "拍马屁" sammi (trying to flatter). horse face laughed at ah chuan's 'witty' rejoinder. frankly, such is horse face infatuation with ah chuan, that he can say the most crappy of sentence, horse face will take it as if its was pearls of wisdom from confucius himself.

when we reach my coz apartment, we found the door ajar.

inside missing teeth bitch and my coz were already changed into something casual. missing teeth bitch wore my coz t-shirt and shorts. it is deep in irony, as it was an old t-shirt with a santa picture and the words: "ho ho ho" printed on it. (Dam, even my coz might not have known that "ho" is an american slang for "whores").

i suggested that we too should follow suit and change into something casual. horse face however refused, she says she is comfortable with what she was currently wearing.

i sat with horse face and made small chat while sammi and ah chuan changed. coz and missing teeth bitch was in the kitchen making coffee and tea. my coz and missing teeth bitch were acting like husband and wife preparing drinks for guest. so gfe ... i knew it will be matter of time before this lovey dovey 'couple" will excuse themselves for a private romantic time.

when sammi came out of the room, i sort of catch my breath. she looked stunning, make up still on and wearing a t-shirt and a very baggy shorts. we gathered at my coz living room (sparce furnishing as HKG apartment lagi pigeon hole than singapore).

as there are not enough couch to accomodate all, the guys sat on the floor while gals on the couch. it is fated that i sat just beside sammi .... and when i looked up, i somehow manage to catch a glimpse of sammi white panties through the openning of her loose shorts.

as expected after just about 10 mins of small talk, my coz and missing teeth bitch excused themselves from us to retire to my coz room. i was looking at sammi and noting her reaction. she was grinning (her eyes were laughing, glistening) .....

[ansonsohna]

after missing teeth bitch and coz retired to the bedroom.

i then resusitated the subject about sex games which we discussed during supper. as mentioned before, all of them (including a professional WL, sexually open couple sammi and ah chuan) did not even hear of "spin the bottle" or "Truth or dare".

Now I am master manipulator, as i was explaining how the games work, i casually worked it that we exchange partners. horse face jumped at the opportunity to get closer to ah chuan and sammi sat nearer to me. dam best! no idea why there is a need to even partner anyone for the games but what the heck, sammi got nearer to me!

now as i explained to them how spin the bottle is played, we cannot find an empaty bottle in my coz place. I then proceed to my coz liquor cabinet and took out a half emptuy bottle of whiskey. I also mentioned that better ask my coz permission. sammi very cute, she jumped off her couch, snatched the bottle from my hand, bounced to my coz room and knocked at his door.

she was looking like a playful kawaii mischievious gal as she does that. she 'shouted' at through the door whether we can take use my coz door. there was no response initially, and she shouted just a tad louder - very playfully. (at this ah chuan chided her. he told her not to disturb my coz!)

at last a we can hear a weak "ok" emanating from my coz door. sammi gave a cheeky grin and high five me. ah chaun was shaking his head ... as if telling sammi to "grow up".....

We played a modified version of "truth or dare" combined with spin the bottle.

I took a pack of playing cards and saying that its turn by turn everyone must draw a card. Every "black card" (aces and clubs) is a "dare" challenge and every red card (hearts and diamond) is a truth challenge ..... the person with the card then spins the bottle, whichever person the neck of the bottle points to issues the challenge.

hmmmm maybe resort world and MBS should intro this game .... wait wait wait, i take this back, sekali Lau Hiao decide play ... habis man!

now i am not sure how this game will turn out and how china people would actually play it (3 PRC vs one sinkie somemore) ... but whatever it is, i know this is a chance to get to know sammi as a person a little better and hopefully can cop a feel (in front of her boyfriend some more!).

[ansonsohna]

being the one who introduces and teaches the game, i naturally go first. I draw a card. it is a Black card - a dare challenge - i spun the bottle, praying that the bottle head will point to sammi, instead it landed nearest to ah chuan. so ah chuan is to issue a dare challenge which i must try to deliver.

it took a while to explain it to dumb boyband lookalike ah chuan - but finally he caught on. ah chuan dared me to take off my pants. i know that i have to keep the spirit of the games alive, so i sportingly took out my pants (heng ah wear stylish briefs ).

At this point, sammi and horse face look fascinated with the game. horse face even playfully tugged at my leg hairs. bladdy painful ... i wanted to kick the bitch .. but i endured the friggin' pain the sake of keeping the game in a playful mood ....

next came sammi who was sitting beside me .... sammi drew a red card, a truth challenge. Sammi spun the bottle and it pointed at horse face. I waited with bated breath on the type of question my fantasy gal will be asked by horse face.

it was a disappointment. horse face asked sammi which province was she born it.

horse face's turn, another red card is drawn. this time the bottle spun right back at sammi. sammi repeated the question that she was asked earlier by horse face - i.e. which province was she borned in.

ah chuan's turn, another CB red card (truth challenge) and the bottle pointed to sammi. another inane question which i cannot remember ....

when it comes to my turn again, i also drew a red card (truth challenge). spinning the bottle, i aimed for it to land at sammi. instead it pointed to horse face. Horse face asked me how old i am ... that bitch! i not willing to disclose my age in order not to show how "uncle" i was for i feared turning off sammi. (I didn't know at that point that sammi does not mind older guys ~ despite dating ah chuan).

the game is getting to be boring - full of politically correct questions and so mild. i knew that if this continue's it will die a natual death. i made up mind to do something wild and expected in order to generate excitement.

i got my chance when ah chuan drew a black card (dare challenge) and spun the bottle to me ...... i did something so shocking that till now I don't believe why i thot of such things ... I challenged ah chuan to kiss me on the cheek!

[alan0338]

Originally Posted by ansonsohna

hmmmm maybe resort world and MBS should intro this game .... wait wait wait, i take this back, sekali Lau Hiao decide play ... habis man!

look behind u, lao hiao is holding a bottle and a stack of cards liao

[ansonsohna]

this totally unexpected requested had the intended effect - it certainly brought up the tempo and excitement of our little game.

sammi and horse face was egging ah chuan on for the dare. ah chuan was laughing and shaking his head, protesting that "why must the difficult challenge land on him" and cursing me for being a faggort.

i did a ah qua action - and asked playfully: "I so ugly meh ....." (what irony!)

sammi and horse face started to clap slowy and rhythmically and pushed ah chuan to kiss me on the cheek .... i added by two cents by saying that in europe, men also kiss each other on the cheek!

ah chuan hesitated- but finally he took a deep breath, cursed me once again for being a bladdy faggort and gave me a very quick peck on my cheeks.

ah chuan withdrew quickly with 'ptui ptui' spitting action, cursing and laughing.

I added to the atmosphere by saying that i had a hard on ....

[ansonsohna]

sammi so far has been unscathed in the game. she was the only one not to divest any article of clothing (dammmmm). So far, horse face was left with wearing a bra (and skirt), I am bare body and ah chuan clad only in his boxers

The challenges sammi drew are also nothing spectacular - the couple of dare cards she drew was to give horse face a kiss in the cheek (PRC dam copy cat man - no wonder that they make immitation goods like nobody business. even in crappy game like this also must copy... ). As for the truth challenges, sammi revealed nothing extra (I already knew of the sexploits as she was so candid about it throughout my stay).

i cannot quite remember the sequence but my "hoped for" event finally happened. sammi drew a "dare" challenge and spun the bottle to me.

Its now or never I thot to myself. I pretended to mull over the dare challenge and finally cooling said: "give me a hand job until i come".

I knew that it was a potentially explosive situation. ah chuan can be possessive and he fights for his gf 'honour" as evinced by the altercations he had during our nites out (when wolves tried to buaya sammi).

I know i have to keep the mood playful and not have anyone suspect the "lust" element ...... so I added: "yes, sammi don't need to use her hands, she can use chopsticks will do ... pretend that she is picking and playing with chinese sausage .. "

[ansonsohna]

ah chuan was like: "hey, it was my girl that you are putting this dare challenge to". He was beginning to get that possessive streak.

i got my so called break when ah chuan suddenly mentioned that ".... if horse face is to wank me, how you feel ....." (horse face is somehow seen as my girlfriend for the nite) .... ah ya, ah chuan can have her and do her. just leave me with sammi - even talking i am more that satisfied.

i kept the mood playful to disguise the lustful intentions and to diffuse any potential explosive ackward situation.

I took ah chuan's words at face value and said playfully, lets beg the girls for this exchange. I proceed to make the "pai nian" (clasped extended hand in front moving up and down) ...... i first begged horse face this way ... then pretending to remember that we had 'changed partners" do the same to sammi.

thruout all these, i can detect the subtle signals by horse face to ah chuan for the exchange to take place. just like everyday eat abalone and sharks fin also sian, i guess for ah chuan horse face hold certain appeal by simply being different ...

(sammi would later confess to me that she took up the dare just to jolt ah chuan into regret and jealousy that nite as she too detected the sexual signal given by horse face to ah chuan. sammi was peeved and this was her way to express it - to my benefit!)

anyway, sammi took a deep breath ... and announced in a determined voice: "Okay, i will take up the dare challenge". She looked into ah chuan's direction and nodded her head as if to reiterate her point.

sammi then ordered horse face to go inside her room with ah chuan as she will take care of me. There was a slight tension palpable (despite my best attempts to diffuse this).

horse face meekly complied. and when ah chuan turned to look at sammi - she nodded her head. There is no anger or disappointed or even a tinge of black face in her. She whispered to him: "let's play the game" (and smiled).

somehow at that moment, i got into ah chuan psyche. I know that he is itchy for horse face and yet possessive of sammi.

referring to ah chuan's earlier kiss on me: "now my turn to play him (pointing to me) ..." .... hosei liao

i sort see ah chaun drag his feet going into the room. he is unsure what to make of the situation. just like that, his gf is suppose to wank off another guy even as he was given permission to enjoy the privillege with another gal!

the game of truth and dare thereby ends - another more sexciting one is about to begin ....

[ansonsohna]

just got home from KUL ... got a few stories to share whilst i was there .... anyway its NINE days to Sammi coming over to SIN .... I am now officially "kan cheong spider" excited ...... will post soon after a nice rest.... this uncle must rest leh .... cheers!

PS: I got a problem with pronouncing the word "spider" - due to bad habit, i cannot say "spy-der", instead I must pronounce it "Chee-Bye-der". even with boss one fine day, I accidently say "chee-bye-der" when talking about spiders.

[ansonsohna]

Update:

1) My KUL trip was quite a ball ... company did NOT give me an entertainment budget as this was a customer service follow up call (and hopefully con clients by upselling). Since I know that I will be spending a lot of $$ when sammi come a visiting to our lil red dot ... (i see a lot of taxi rides coming ...), i did not cheong much.

I did however go to the Beach Club - there I met an extremely SYT viet on her third day working there. (An overniter with her will set you back MYR 600 - agak SGD 250). PM me those who are in KUL and interested. In my reckoning, she is probably one of the best looking WL there - I cheong at Beach Club from 9pm till 2am - patrolling like ah pek security guard by circling the premises at least 15 rounds. (since $$ is tight - i want to get a good deal - okay, okay, i cheapskate bastard).

2) Usual chit chat with sammi (but not long as overseas call is expensive). What is notable is that I told her not to have a boyfriend or start an new relationship until at least she leaves singapore ... sammi laughed and promises that she will not start a new relationship as she will "give me the first shot to try woo her". Okay, I know that she say it in a joking and laughing manner .... but so what? it feels dam steam to hear such words coming from a beautiful goddess anyway ....

3) Olive very sweet, she drove her papa's car and drove all the way to Golden Mile to pick me up.

Olive was also yesterday feeling horny last nite. But coach ride very exhausting as such I lembek and cannot perform to my usual low standard (in other words its NO standard).

Finally, Olive gave up trying to get my manhood up. she instructed me to just lick her. Since there is a long bus journey and never brush teeth i gargle with listerine ... but before i can spit it out, olive suddenly sat on my face (and I swallowed the bladdy liquid!)..... anyway just like we men enjoy listerine bj, olive also enjoyed listerine oral ..... and we made a pack to experiment me eating - drinking or gargling different things and testing it on olive to see what feels the most shoik .... (but in koyak fucktard my mind i don't know why I just feel like for fun 'sabo' Olive - by rubbing hong u on my fingers and rubbing it on her clit .... revenge for her pouring hong u on my ass) ....

okay she is walking here towards me here. logging off and post tomorrow!

[KallIan]

Welcome back bro. Haven't been to beach club for a few years now. Is it still as happening as before? Camping for more updates!

[eeemen]

Originally Posted by KallIan

Welcome back bro. Haven't been to beach club for a few years now. Is it still as happening as before? Camping for more updates!

Yup, its still one of THE places to be in KL, but the ang mohs are spoiling the market there , on sum good days can get some good pinoys and NLs .

Bro TS, excellent narration bro, enjoying it, thanks n cheers ...............

[ansonsohna]

Originally Posted by KallIan

Welcome back bro. Haven't been to beach club for a few years now. Is it still as happening as before? Camping for more updates!

Originally Posted by eeemen

Yup, its still one of THE places to be in KL, but the ang mohs are spoiling the market there , on sum good days can get some good pinoys and NLs .

Bro TS, excellent narration bro, enjoying it, thanks n cheers ...............

Yes, I think that Beach Club is still very the happening .... you know with my "Brad Pitt" (cough!) looks, I can easily pick up gals for ONS (One Night Stand).

This image is etched in my mind forever, but I remember when I first jokingly say that "with my Brad Pitt looks" to Olive, she muttered "...more like arm pitts..... neh! (and she showed me a middle finger). This is on about our second or third date - and this is the first time I saw anything crude from Olive (who is behaving little a lady till then!)

Anyway with my "Brad Pitt" looks (cough! again), I went to Bukit Bitang (Volks wagaon is throwing a street party there) and Bangsar to try and pick up gals. Big mistake. I was totally unsuccessful .... in other words: me Malaysia also "tak boleh" ....

Yah, the SYT Viet there has one drawback - Mandarin or English also cannot talk. Everytime want to talk to her, must call a lao jiao seasoned WL friend to translate.

okay .. will continue with my "Truth or Dare" story on my last nite at HKG ...