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Re: TCSS on BKK and Trip of "Area 51" gang (April 2005)
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WAhwoooooo! where are bro, gang 51 ??? 
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وَالسَّمَاوَاتُ وَبَرَزُواْ للّهِ الْوَاحِدِ الْقَهَّارِ يَوْمَ تُبَدَّلُ الأَرْضُ غَيْرَ الأَرْض One day the earth will be changed to a different earth, and so will be the heavens, and (men) will be marshalled forth, before God, the One, the Irresistible 
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04-04-2006, 10:24 AM
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PRC always make us think we are special, the moment we believe them is when we are the one getting fcked  Brother of Realm, Tiko#41 U. N. R. E. T. I. R. E. D.
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04-04-2006, 10:55 AM
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The greatest mistake Guys make. Actually thinking that they are a MM's Boyfriend. You will call them your girlfriend, and they will call you their CUSTOMER to everyone else but you. [B]bro holymonk, Mirage, Etch,yellowmilk PM me ur tread so i can up u back.. thank
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04-04-2006, 11:03 AM
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PRC always make us think we are special, the moment we believe them is when we are the one getting fcked Brother of Realm, Tiko#41 U. N. R. E. T. I. R. E. D.
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05-04-2006, 02:56 AM
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I am getting bored with women .... Gawd I must be drunk !!!
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05-04-2006, 11:18 AM
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Wooo... All the temptation for me to go.....
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 A man's happiest moment is also his weakest BKK-Late May 2010
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05-04-2006, 01:29 PM
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Bangkok "MAFIA 51" (Club's Forum Thread)
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05-04-2006, 01:37 PM
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06-04-2006, 03:37 PM
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Hekllo, Sifu CC, WH, SmallD, Gig, Nemlo, Bruce,Doomas, etc which SIFU i forgot the name sorry! Recently saw a 10 Commandments by Thai Gal....... 1. Late week, specifically Friday and Saturday, many locally employed walking ATM machines will come to your bar. Choose carefully! Some have money, but others do not! If he is wearing a suit and tie, check that the tie is not a Pratunam special and check that he isn't wearing tennis shoes. If either of these are in the affirmative, forget him because he is likely an English teacher, and they will give you peanuts _ that is if they give you anything at all. 2. No matter how fat and ugly he is, no matter how bad he may smell, no matter how drunk he is, make sure you always tell him how handsome he is. Sit close to him and run your hands over his body, arousing him. As soon as he has paid the bar fine, you can stand clear of him. Even if he knows that you despise his ugly butt, he'll still pay you. The hard part is getting him to pay the bar, and as soon as you have done that, the rest is easy. 3. Start collecting email addresses from all of your customers. And once you have a good collection of addresses, a visit to your local Internet cafe is in order. All of those email addressees should be sent an email. Simply change the name on each email and send it off to all of the guys. If you can remember something specific about them, mention that in the email too. These walking ATMs all have a soft heart, so you need to tell them a story to get them to send you some of their riches. Start with a sick buffalo and if he doesn't reply, next tell him that your mother is sick. As a last resort, if he still doesn't send any money, tell him you are pregnant and the baby is his! 4. Practice crying on cue. It is essential that you can produce tears immediately. This will have the effect of helping the walking ATM machine to see things your way! 5. When you get a customer for an extended period of time, make sure he takes you shopping, with rarn tong (gold shop) the best place to visit. Make sure he buys you gold and if he doesn't, see rule 4! As soon as he has left Thailand, take the gold back to the shop and sell it straight back to them, thus increasing your pay out. 6. When locally based farangs are inside the bars, do not speak in Thai with your friends in the bar but rather use Lao, Khmer or any other dialects that you may know. It's bad enough that some of them can speak and even read Thai, but Lao and Khmer should be kept as sacrosanct. Under no circumstances should the farang be taught our regional dialects. 7. Always see him off at the airport. Thai currency cannot be used in his country, so it is highly likely that he will give you all of his leftover baht as he leaves and says goodbye. While accompanying him to the airport, prevent him buying going-away gifts for his family and friends in his homeland. Which leaves more for you. 8. See Asian customers. They understand that we like to gamble, and they understand that we have lots of unemployed brothers and sisters who need to eat. Therefore, they pay a lot better than the farangs. 9. Remember, when you get paid, you must always ask for taxi money and give him the excuse that taxi drivers cannot give change on big notes. Don't let him see the small change in your wallet. If taxi money isn't forthcoming, see rule 4. 10. If you are no longer making money in Bangkok, move down to Phuket where you will be able to start making money again. Give Phuket a few years, then move on to Pattaya. Even if you are approaching 50, it is no problem as the walking ATM machines seem to be blind in Pattaya.
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The greatest mistake Guys make. Actually thinking that they are a MM's Boyfriend. You will call them your girlfriend, and they will call you their CUSTOMER to everyone else but you. [B]bro holymonk, Mirage, Etch,yellowmilk PM me ur tread so i can up u back.. thank
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11-04-2006, 05:07 PM
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11-04-2006, 05:59 PM
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Bro Serembanman... (Great Posting of the Commandments... I share ChanChwee's sentiments... think u post based on your personal experience)....and other sifus... Just returned from LOS... damn tiring... Five Days of hand to hand combat with an imported Chiangmai Mercenary... Lost in the end
Think this will be our last excursion into the southern capital as we now set our eyes on more strategic targets like BKK... hahahahaha ... cheers and have a great AGM...
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11-04-2006, 06:29 PM
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11-04-2006, 07:35 PM
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PRC always make us think we are special, the moment we believe them is when we are the one getting fcked Brother of Realm, Tiko#41 U. N. R. E. T. I. R. E. D.
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12-04-2006, 09:03 AM
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Muahahhahaha, Sifu my English not that good lah!!!! hope u all enjoy the AGM there, i thought sifu brucelee and nemlo will be there ? Anyway i think they are "BIG STROM SOUND AND SMALL RAIN" HAHAHA
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The greatest mistake Guys make. Actually thinking that they are a MM's Boyfriend. You will call them your girlfriend, and they will call you their CUSTOMER to everyone else but you. [B]bro holymonk, Mirage, Etch,yellowmilk PM me ur tread so i can up u back.. thank
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