Hanging Flowers Joints

[Loving_Dickhead]

Ok bros, since so many of you are so frank. Allow humble me to take a dig at myself.

1. I am not in debt as I usually used my savings/owned company entertainment to hang. So if I have zero savings, I would have incurred a debt of over S$380K over the last 2.5 years.

2. I am officially unemployed. So in mathematical terms, its an infinite number.

3. I needed a companion and that translates into personal issues that I am a very successful and yet lonely person, yearning for love and attention.

4. Fortunately I have a high hit rate, so its about S$6K to S$7K per fuck on ROI.

Now you know why I am retired?

Sad yahoo ... ~~~
LDH


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Originally Posted by Loving_Dickhead

Bros,

While we are at this HFJs thread and the talk about mindlessly supporting singers - lets do a litmus test.

1. How many of you are in debts?
2. How much percentage of your monthly salary do you hang for your singer or past singers?
3. Returned benefits and rewards?
4. Price / ROI per FUCK?

Reflect, please reflect!


Cheers,
LDH


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[K9696]

Originally Posted by Loving_Dickhead

Ok bros, since so many of you are so frank. Allow humble me to take a dig at myself.

1. I am not in debt as I usually used my savings/owned company entertainment to hang. So if I have zero savings, I would have incurred a debt of over S$380K over the last 2.5 years.

2. I am officially unemployed. So in mathematical terms, its an infinite number.

3. I needed a companion and that translates into personal issues that I am a very successful and yet lonely person, yearning for love and attention.

4. Fortunately I have a high hit rate, so its about S$6K to S$7K per fuck on ROI.

Now you know why I am retired?

Sad yahoo ... ~~~
LDH


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RED colours - err.. serious ar..
BLUE colours - HANDS UP and LEGS UP - total agreed.

PURPLE - I tot many times, message sent by you is "NA LI HE JIU, NA LI HE JIU" wahaha
yahooooooooooo

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

Bro lky123 & Bro 花场Escapefrom, Thanks for the insight.

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

Originally Posted by Loving_Dickhead

Ok bros, since so many of you are so frank. Allow humble me to take a dig at myself..

Thanks for a the insight, unofficially employed lonely man

[teebs_darklord]

Originally Posted by Ichigo_Kurosaki

Thanks for a the insight, unofficially employed lonely man

Ehhh...U forgot RICH....

[DO_YOU_BJ]

Originally Posted by Loving_Dickhead

Now you know why I am retired?d

You retired meh?
How come I dun feel it at all wor?
Retired means like me la!
No punch card, no hang flower!
Just give meat stick and contribute spermy sperms while others pump petrol.
This then I will agree retired lor.
Else, 不要欺骗自己啦老弟

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

Lots of "rehired" retirees nowadays

[DO_YOU_BJ]

Originally Posted by Ichigo_Kurosaki

Lots of retirees nowadays
Some reitred from HFJ while some retired to bed for sex

Think shud get the term RETIRED clear.
Retired from cheonging & hanging YES.
Retired from contributing spermy sperms....NEVER!

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

Originally Posted by DO_YOU_BJ

Think shud get the term RETIRED clear.
Retired from cheonging & hanging YES.
Retired from contributing spermy sperms....NEVER!

Of cos. Cannot, Cannot and Never Ever or else it get choked!!!

All men create new sperm daily and these sperm draw closer to fulfillment within 72 days. It is quite surprising how many dead and abnormal sperm can be present in a 'normal' sample so to avoid over-crowding and most importantly, good sperm quality control, we must contribute at least 20 million of these sperms positively every 2 or 7days max.

[shanshen]

Originally Posted by Loving_Dickhead

2. I am officially unemployed. So in mathematical terms, its an infinite number.
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Originally Posted by K9696

RED colours - err.. serious ar..
BLUE colours - HANDS UP and LEGS UP - total agreed.

PURPLE - I tot many times, message sent by you is "NA LI HE JIU, NA LI HE JIU" wahaha
yahooooooooooo

wow! i salute all you bros out there who has such big spending power.cool:


i believe LDH meant he is not an employee...as he is boss
boss employs workers..tiobo

[Loving_Dickhead]

Originally Posted by shanshen

wow! i salute all you bros out there who has such big spending power.cool:


i believe LDH meant he is not an employee...as he is boss
boss employs workers..tiobo

At home, my wife is the boss. In the office, my dad is the boss. Outside pa-tor with XQ, she is the boss. In DC, Johnny is the Boss. Me just nobody, always being bossed around. Hahahaha


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[Loving_Dickhead]

Originally Posted by DO_YOU_BJ

You retired meh?
How come I dun feel it at all wor?
Retired means like me la!
No punch card, no hang flower!
Just give meat stick and contribute spermy sperms while others pump petrol.
This then I will agree retired lor.
Else, 不要欺骗自己啦老弟

Lansai bro! Pui pui... you go around picking up KTV Singers, still dare say retired.

I am really retired. Only 1 now, I repeat the only one and only XQ. No more!

Hahaha


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[DO_YOU_BJ]

Originally Posted by Loving_Dickhead

Lansai bro! Pui pui... you go around picking up KTV Singers, still dare say retired.

I am really retired. Only 1 now, I repeat the only one and only XQ. No more!

Hahaha


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Seemee lansai wor?????
Me pick up from outside and never walk in wor
Me dressed in shorts slippers and T shirt
Never hang, hung hook wor
Retired from HFJ, means no punch card, no hang & no presence hehehehe
I admit i dun have only 1 now but i dun mark attendance liao wor......
So technically, still retired hehehehe
现在收山只会念做爱经
Tonight going again u know hehehehe

[Loving_Dickhead]

Originally Posted by do_you_bj

seemee lansai wor?????
Me pick up from outside and never walk in wor
me dressed in shorts slippers and t shirt
never hang, hung hook wor
retired from hfj, means no punch card, no hang & no presence hehehehe
i admit i dun have only 1 now but i dun mark attendance liao wor......
So technically, still retired hehehehe:d
现在收山只会念做爱经
tonight going again u know hehehehe

大姑妈你， 我在家呢。 几乖內。
:d

[DO_YOU_BJ]

Originally Posted by loving_dickhead

大姑妈你， 我在家呢。 几乖內。
:d

哎哟老弟， 为何说到这样呢？
我也在家啊， 在保存我的精给人今晚慢慢用
用了还要去接我妹妹呢