SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings

[JiByeHuat]

Originally Posted by HunnyCame888

Once I saw a part timer and sent her home. We ended doing it in her daughter's shared double decker bed n left before everyone came home.

This is song song story, not jialat leh

[kuasimi]

Yishun is now a crippled town! Got mass police presence, all roads out massive jam!!




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LTA CEO Chew Men Leong "MRT distruption this morning was localised"


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Train service on the NS LINE has been suspended due to a power fault.

As Khaw says, Singaporeans are urged to stand by SMRT in such trying times.

[kuasimi]

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Can you see a common pattern that could possibly explain the poor state of the public transport?

Why are qualified professionals with the right experience, instead of ex-military generals and a storyteller, not appointed to manage the transport network?






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LTA CEO Chew Men Leong calls this morning's disruption a "localised one" despite the fact that the entire NS Line in both directions was affected for 2.5 hours.

Isn't this the same as PUB labelling "flooding" as "ponding"?






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It's the EW line's turn to break down tonight after this morning's NS line.

Update:
Service has been restored as at 9.20 pm.






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Netizen said he walked 8.37 km from his home to his office during the 2.5 hour train disruption this morning.

8.37 km is roughly the distance between Ang Mo Kio and Yishun.

[Picard]

I din say that hor.

[tikogoh]

Originally Posted by wga012001

My friend went for a massage and came home with slipper from the massage parlour instead of his new shoe.

The next morning, still not realizing what had happened, he asked his wife about his missing shoe, and the strange slipper outside their doorstep.

Of course the whole family have no clues and the only sensible explanation was someone has broken into their house, even though there was no other signs that someone has entered their house.

It takes my friend few days to figure out what had happened and of course have to forget about his new shoe even though he knows where he possibly can claim it back.

Hopefully this qualified as SibueyJialat incident :-)

If your friend Muslim, can say that at the mosque, someone swap shoe. When I was in sec school, my Malay PE teacher told us that he lost his new Nikes at the mosque. Someone swap his new shoes for slippers. He had to walk home in the smelly slippers.

My previous massage shop also provide slippers but it's pink slippers. No way am I going to be caught wearing those outside!

Originally Posted by Picard

I din say that hor.

Must be Picard from a parallel universe hehe....

[nqlfkr]

Hi, long time didn't post Liao as I was away working for few years....

Below is one of the jialat (or may be u can called it exciting) incident.

Few years back get to know this prc masseuse (Z), she came to Singapore with her daughter, around 8 years old.

Z was renting one 4 room HDB flat with another prc women, also accompanying children study in Singapore. Year end school holiday this women go back to China but Z didn't, Z plan to go back in Chinese New Year instead.

One day after the massage session, I was invited to her hdb flat after we had our dinner, just sit at the hall watching tv, although the other room mate is back to China, but didn't have much action as the daughter is around.......

Is about 9 pm, I told her I want to go back but she whisper to me ask me to stay for a little longer, then she asked her daughter to go to bed...... She told me her daughter need to be pad to sleep, pass me a tower ask me go kitchen toilet to shower, then go to the empty room with massage bed to wait for her. (Both she and her room mates have a massage bed in one of the empty room, they invited only their regular to the house for massage to make extra bucks)

After shower, just rap with tower walk pass her room, the door is half open, saw both Z and her daughter already sleep, my tool gets a bit excited because I did not release during the earlier session, so quietly walk to the bed side where Z sleeping, slowly touching her breast, Z open her eye shock to see me, I just smile at her and just shaft my tool in her mouth before she want to say anything..... She slowly bbbj me while the back is facing her daughter.... About few mins later, I'm cuming...... Suddenly her daughter turn around and put one of her leg at Z waist (still sleeping), and you know what, it is the timing that I just cum! No choice CIM as she can't move... Is jackpot because she never CIM for me.... Z swallow everything and clean my tool because she can't move... I take advantage continue insert my tool in her mouth let her suck till it hard again, then I signal her slowly turn over to her daughter side, hug her gal, I slide down her underwear, she already wet, I slowly push my tool from the back and pump slowly..... But after few pumps she push me away and ask me go over to the empty, continue fucking!

I feel extremely shiok during that CIM movement!!!!

[hornyhubby]

just returned 3 pts bro SiBueyJiaLat

[SibueyJiaLat]

Thank you for your jialat story.

Originally Posted by pdmmlvr

Hi All,
Like to share another really jialat incident here....

Way back in 2006, that time PRC pdmm working in the housing estate massage shop is very very common and popular, I think most of the brothers here must have experience "Cheong" during that time. Dun know whether got brother remember xiao hong incident, right after there are so many spot check carry out by the govt.

One afternoon right after lunch snake to one of the shop in west side, blk 300+, I think most of the old birds here should know where is the place, after parked my car at the back of the shop, walk up staircase, call one of the new pdmm from Guangzhou...... To cut he story short, while pumping half way, someone just bang on the door, shouted "open the door, spot check!!!!".....

Ohhhhhh fuck!!! My little brother straight away shrink and the pdmm just jump up from the massage bed.... Knn, cd drop and you know what happen? She just pick up and try to shallow it!!!! But not successful, she dam rush to toilet try to hide the cd, very smart, guess you know where she hide it????

Hahaha, she just hide in inside the shampoo bottle!

Anyway...... Spent whole afternoon 2 hours sitting in the room waiting for them to interview all the gals.... Then the customer.........

This is the most jialat in my Cheong life..... Any bros having the same exp!?

[SibueyJiaLat]

Thank you for posting jialat story.

Originally Posted by nqlfkr

Hi, long time didn't post Liao as I was away working for few years....

Below is one of the jialat (or may be u can called it exciting) incident.

Few years back get to know this prc masseuse (Z), she came to Singapore with her daughter, around 8 years old.

Z was renting one 4 room HDB flat with another prc women, also accompanying children study in Singapore. Year end school holiday this women go back to China but Z didn't, Z plan to go back in Chinese New Year instead.

One day after the massage session, I was invited to her hdb flat after we had our dinner, just sit at the hall watching tv, although the other room mate is back to China, but didn't have much action as the daughter is around.......

Is about 9 pm, I told her I want to go back but she whisper to me ask me to stay for a little longer, then she asked her daughter to go to bed...... She told me her daughter need to be pad to sleep, pass me a tower ask me go kitchen toilet to shower, then go to the empty room with massage bed to wait for her. (Both she and her room mates have a massage bed in one of the empty room, they invited only their regular to the house for massage to make extra bucks)

After shower, just rap with tower walk pass her room, the door is half open, saw both Z and her daughter already sleep, my tool gets a bit excited because I did not release during the earlier session, so quietly walk to the bed side where Z sleeping, slowly touching her breast, Z open her eye shock to see me, I just smile at her and just shaft my tool in her mouth before she want to say anything..... She slowly bbbj me while the back is facing her daughter.... About few mins later, I'm cuming...... Suddenly her daughter turn around and put one of her leg at Z waist (still sleeping), and you know what, it is the timing that I just cum! No choice CIM as she can't move... Is jackpot because she never CIM for me.... Z swallow everything and clean my tool because she can't move... I take advantage continue insert my tool in her mouth let her suck till it hard again, then I signal her slowly turn over to her daughter side, hug her gal, I slide down her underwear, she already wet, I slowly push my tool from the back and pump slowly..... But after few pumps she push me away and ask me go over to the empty, continue fucking!

I feel extremely shiok during that CIM movement!!!!

[SibueyJiaLat]

Originally Posted by hornyhubby

just returned 3 pts bro SiBueyJiaLat

Thank you brother for the return ups.

[Brasil]

TS, thank you for this great thread.

[SibueyJiaLat]

Thank you for all your support.

Please post to share all your jialat stories here.

[Femalepartner]

This story sibuey jialat:


Story highlights
Police in Sydney were called to a report of domestic violence after neighbors heard screams and threats
Officers quizzed the "suspect" only to find that he had been shouting at -- and had eventually killed -- a large spider
(CNN)"Come on mate, what have you done to her?"

Police were questioning a "flushed" and "out of breath" man who had answered the door to a flat in Wollstonecraft, a small harborside suburb of Sydney, Australia.

The booming sounds of a man shouting "I'm going to kill you" and a "woman screaming hysterically" had earlier echoed through the apartment block, sometime before 2.00am, Saturday November 21. The commotion disturbed neighbors, who were quick to alert the local police force.

"Where's your wife?" asked one of the policemen.

"I don't have one," the homeowner responded, after inhaling some air.


"Where's your girlfriend?" the officer continued.

"I don't have one," he said.

Unsatisfied, the same policeman pressed: "We had a report of a domestic and a women screaming, where is she?"

"I don't know what you're talking about. I live alone," the man protested.

Thousands of spiders take over neighborhood

Thousands of spiders take over neighborhood 01:39
The officers then told the man that neighbors had heard death threats, screams and the crash of furniture being flung around the apartment.

"It was a spider," the man tentatively explained.

"A really big one."

Incredulous, the policeman asked: "What about the women screaming?"

"Yeah sorry that was me," he said. "I really, really hate spiders."

A new theory had emerged -- the man was indeed alone in the apartment, he was responsible for both the "womanly" screams and the threats to kill. They were not aimed at a woman, but an eight-legged arachnid.

Conscious that this could just be an audacious lie, the police searched the trashed apartment. However, they found just one victim, a "rather large" spider.

After deliberating, the cops concluded that the disturbance was indeed caused by an arachnophobic man wildly chasing a spider around his home, while desperately clutching a can of Mortein insect spray.

After an awkward pause broken by relieved laughter, the police left.

The morning after, the local force posted a transcript of the bizarre conversation to their Facebook Page

From CNN.com

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[kuasimi]

[GPGT] Today morning's chaos at Yishun after localized train breakdown


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