Ever saw your relatives, friends or colleagues naked?

[LaoshuAiDaMi]

Originally Posted by taegukgi

Wow, I didn't have that kind of luck yet but what did you see exactly?

Don't have this kind of luck too. Full frontal should be seeing everything ba.

[junior_cannibal]

I have a PRC friend who became SG PR. She does not like to wear bra (we are rather close that's why she told me), she's quite athletic, runs almost 10km daily and has A+ boobs. She didn't even bother to wear nip sticks, unless she wears a thin top. As her work requires her to wear polo shirts, unless it's super cold till her nipples fully erect, else, can't quite tell.
I remember the first time I gei siao to touch her back, then didn't feel any bra strap on the shoulder or middle back, then I asked her, then she just causally said she didn't wear.

[Minison]

Originally Posted by junior_cannibal

I have a PRC friend who became SG PR. She does not like to wear bra (we are rather close that's why she told me), she's quite athletic, runs almost 10km daily and has A+ boobs. She didn't even bother to wear nip sticks, unless she wears a thin top. As her work requires her to wear polo shirts, unless it's super cold till her nipples fully erect, else, can't quite tell.
I remember the first time I gei siao to touch her back, then didn't feel any bra strap on the shoulder or middle back, then I asked her, then she just causally said she didn't wear.

Some gals are open and dare to discuss such things. I had an ex-colleague who loves wearing sexy bikinis, those skimpy ones which reveal lots of skin. During a company trip to a beach resort, she wore a white bikini which became a little see-through when wet. We guys could not help but stare at her. Think she enjoyed being looked at.

[shroom]

I come from a largish family.

Parents divorced and remarried.

Dad's side, he remarried a pan-Asian woman who is off Punjabi-Turkish heritage, she has a daughter from a previous marriage that is same age as me. They also have a daughter that is 2 years younger than me.

Mum's side, she remarried your usual boring bloke that lives in AMK and drove a Nissan Sunny. He has a son that is 3 years older than me, a daughter that is same age as me and they have a son that is 2 years younger than me.

I normally lived with my grandma (dad's mum) as she lived alone and it meant I had my own room.

There was no real restrictions on where I had to live. My dad was fine if I did not go to his place as his 2nd wife did not exactly like me. My mum had custody of me but reality of it she did not particularly care plus I did not get on all that well with her 2nd husband however where she insisted I was at their flat was during all the Chinese festivals which was a dreadful moment because that household was vegetarian and I would constantly be hungry or craving for a McDonald's.

I was 16 that year and it was CNY.

Eve : I went there after school, I went straight to the "boys" room. Saw their son masturbating away. I laughed at him and said he is going to remain a virgin with that size. OK, his was exceptionally short and thin, I told him it was because he only ate vegetables. Anyway I told him we would not be having any further conversations on that matter and I better not catch him wanking again. Anyway that room had a bunk bed with a pull out bed at the bottom, for that holiday I slept on the bottom bunk, the young fella on the pull out while his son slept on the top bunk.

1st day : His daughter was in the common bathroom and I did not know the door could not lock as the day before I used the bathroom in the master room, I opened the door and saw her naked. I slammed shut the door and gave her a sounding for not locking the door and that what had been seen cannot be unseen. Trust me you did not want to see that pork chop girl naked.

1st evening : There was a gathering at the flat, I was taking a shower and singing Roxette Dressed for Success when suddenly the door opened, their aunt (their dad's youngest sister) opened the door while I was stark naked facing the door and she screamed on seeing a male naked. I told her to close the door but she was frozen in shock. She was rather young then I suppose, only 23 and unmarried and never had a bf either. Thankfully her nephew (his son) came to close the door and not without first taking a look LOL.

1st night : It was quite late, I was listening to Guns' n' Roses on my Walkman, suddenly I felt the bed moving. I paused the cassette and took off the earphones, I called out their son's name and said if he didn't stop wanking off I would be heading to the kitchen to get a scissors to snipe off his kukubird. I got out from the bed, switched on the lamp and it turned out it was the eldest, he had his pants down to his ankles and seated against the bedframe. He got all mad and pulled his pants on. I told him to keep his tiny kukubird inside his pants as long as I am in the room. Well just then his dad opened the door to find out why the lights were on and what was all the noise. I told him it felt as if there was ants on the bed so I had switched on the lights to take a look. He asked got or not, I told him I would send them to his room if I found any.

3rd morning : I took a shower in the bathroom at the master room. That bathroom had a shower curtain and like the common bathroom the door lock did not work either, later on I found out he had purposely disabled the locks and he was too stingy to replace it. I was happily showering away singing La Bamba when suddenly I thought the bathroom stank so bad and I went "It fucking stinks in here!!!!!!!!" and "I wonder why its so stinko" I rinsed off and opened the shower curtain, ack!!! Her husband was sitting on the throne.
Me : What the fuck you doing here?
He : Shitting lah what else?
Me : You knew someone was in here.
He : You in there, I out here.
Me : You are a fucking pervert.

I noticed one thing, he kept starring at my dick the entire time.

I grabbed my towel and left the bathroom to towel myself dry in the bedroom.

During lunch :-

He : Pour tea for me.
Me : No mousedick, you can pour your own tea.
Mum : What did you say? You want the cane is it?
Me : I WANT TO GO HOME.
Mum : Faster pour tea for papa.
Me : I refuse to pour tea for a pervert.
Mum : You better start behaving.
Me : I am going home, I will not be in the same room as a pervert.

I went to the bedroom, put my clothes into the backpack, took the 12 redpackets and flung it in the direction of where they were eating and ran out the flat towards the MRT station.

[Rambutan]

I salute for your interesting story from a complicated family!

Originally Posted by shroom

I come from a largish family.

Parents divorced and remarried.

Dad's side, he remarried a pan-Asian woman who is off Punjabi-Turkish heritage, she has a daughter from a previous marriage that is same age as me. They also have a daughter that is 2 years younger than me.

..................

I went to the bedroom, put my clothes into the backpack, took the 12 redpackets and flung it in the direction of where they were eating and ran out the flat towards the MRT station.

[Tharax]

Interesting thread!

Yep, for me, a certain female family member

[taegukgi]

Originally Posted by Tharax

Interesting thread!

Yep, for me, a certain female family member

What's the short story like?

[hikoki]

Originally Posted by Tharax

Interesting thread!

Yep, for me, a certain female family member

Please share bro

[hamka]

Originally Posted by shroom

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I come from a largish family.

Parents divorced and remarried.

Dad's side, he remarried a pan-Asian woman who is off Punjabi-Turkish heritage, she has a daughter from a previous marriage that is same age as me. They also have a daughter that is 2 years younger than me.

Mum's side, she remarried your usual boring bloke that lives in AMK and drove a Nissan Sunny. He has a son that is 3 years older than me, a daughter that is same age as me and they have a son that is 2 years younger than me.

I normally lived with my grandma (dad's mum) as she lived alone and it meant I had my own room.

There was no real restrictions on where I had to live. My dad was fine if I did not go to his place as his 2nd wife did not exactly like me. My mum had custody of me but reality of it she did not particularly care plus I did not get on all that well with her 2nd husband however where she insisted I was at their flat was during all the Chinese festivals which was a dreadful moment because that household was vegetarian and I would constantly be hungry or craving for a McDonald's.

I was 16 that year and it was CNY.

Eve : I went there after school, I went straight to the "boys" room. Saw their son masturbating away. I laughed at him and said he is going to remain a virgin with that size. OK, his was exceptionally short and thin, I told him it was because he only ate vegetables. Anyway I told him we would not be having any further conversations on that matter and I better not catch him wanking again. Anyway that room had a bunk bed with a pull out bed at the bottom, for that holiday I slept on the bottom bunk, the young fella on the pull out while his son slept on the top bunk.

1st day : His daughter was in the common bathroom and I did not know the door could not lock as the day before I used the bathroom in the master room, I opened the door and saw her naked. I slammed shut the door and gave her a sounding for not locking the door and that what had been seen cannot be unseen. Trust me you did not want to see that pork chop girl naked.

1st evening : There was a gathering at the flat, I was taking a shower and singing Roxette Dressed for Success when suddenly the door opened, their aunt (their dad's youngest sister) opened the door while I was stark naked facing the door and she screamed on seeing a male naked. I told her to close the door but she was frozen in shock. She was rather young then I suppose, only 23 and unmarried and never had a bf either. Thankfully her nephew (his son) came to close the door and not without first taking a look LOL.

1st night : It was quite late, I was listening to Guns' n' Roses on my Walkman, suddenly I felt the bed moving. I paused the cassette and took off the earphones, I called out their son's name and said if he didn't stop wanking off I would be heading to the kitchen to get a scissors to snipe off his kukubird. I got out from the bed, switched on the lamp and it turned out it was the eldest, he had his pants down to his ankles and seated against the bedframe. He got all mad and pulled his pants on. I told him to keep his tiny kukubird inside his pants as long as I am in the room. Well just then his dad opened the door to find out why the lights were on and what was all the noise. I told him it felt as if there was ants on the bed so I had switched on the lights to take a look. He asked got or not, I told him I would send them to his room if I found any.

3rd morning : I took a shower in the bathroom at the master room. That bathroom had a shower curtain and like the common bathroom the door lock did not work either, later on I found out he had purposely disabled the locks and he was too stingy to replace it. I was happily showering away singing La Bamba when suddenly I thought the bathroom stank so bad and I went "It fucking stinks in here!!!!!!!!" and "I wonder why its so stinko" I rinsed off and opened the shower curtain, ack!!! Her husband was sitting on the throne.
Me : What the fuck you doing here?
He : Shitting lah what else?
Me : You knew someone was in here.
He : You in there, I out here.
Me : You are a fucking pervert.

I noticed one thing, he kept starring at my dick the entire time.

I grabbed my towel and left the bathroom to towel myself dry in the bedroom.

During lunch :-

He : Pour tea for me.
Me : No mousedick, you can pour your own tea.
Mum : What did you say? You want the cane is it?
Me : I WANT TO GO HOME.
Mum : Faster pour tea for papa.
Me : I refuse to pour tea for a pervert.
Mum : You better start behaving.
Me : I am going home, I will not be in the same room as a pervert.

I went to the bedroom, put my clothes into the backpack, took the 12 redpackets and flung it in the direction of where they were eating and ran out the flat towards the MRT station.

A very, very interesting story! Hahahaha.

[Orange22]

Originally Posted by shroom

Me : What the fuck you doing here?
He : Shitting lah what else?
Me : You knew someone was in here.
He : You in there, I out here.
Me : You are a fucking pervert.

I noticed one thing, he kept starring at my dick the entire time.

This is damn funny bro

[JasonPhang]

Originally Posted by shroom

I come from a largish family.

Parents divorced and remarried.

Dad's side, he remarried a pan-Asian woman who is off Punjabi-Turkish heritage, she has a daughter from a previous marriage that is same age as me. They also have a daughter that is 2 years younger than me.

Mum's side, she remarried your usual boring bloke that lives in AMK and drove a Nissan Sunny. He has a son that is 3 years older than me, a daughter that is same age as me and they have a son that is 2 years younger than me.

I normally lived with my grandma (dad's mum) as she lived alone and it meant I had my own room.

There was no real restrictions on where I had to live. My dad was fine if I did not go to his place as his 2nd wife did not exactly like me. My mum had custody of me but reality of it she did not particularly care plus I did not get on all that well with her 2nd husband however where she insisted I was at their flat was during all the Chinese festivals which was a dreadful moment because that household was vegetarian and I would constantly be hungry or craving for a McDonald's.

I was 16 that year and it was CNY.

Eve : I went there after school, I went straight to the "boys" room. Saw their son masturbating away. I laughed at him and said he is going to remain a virgin with that size. OK, his was exceptionally short and thin, I told him it was because he only ate vegetables. Anyway I told him we would not be having any further conversations on that matter and I better not catch him wanking again. Anyway that room had a bunk bed with a pull out bed at the bottom, for that holiday I slept on the bottom bunk, the young fella on the pull out while his son slept on the top bunk.

1st day : His daughter was in the common bathroom and I did not know the door could not lock as the day before I used the bathroom in the master room, I opened the door and saw her naked. I slammed shut the door and gave her a sounding for not locking the door and that what had been seen cannot be unseen. Trust me you did not want to see that pork chop girl naked.

1st evening : There was a gathering at the flat, I was taking a shower and singing Roxette Dressed for Success when suddenly the door opened, their aunt (their dad's youngest sister) opened the door while I was stark naked facing the door and she screamed on seeing a male naked. I told her to close the door but she was frozen in shock. She was rather young then I suppose, only 23 and unmarried and never had a bf either. Thankfully her nephew (his son) came to close the door and not without first taking a look LOL.

1st night : It was quite late, I was listening to Guns' n' Roses on my Walkman, suddenly I felt the bed moving. I paused the cassette and took off the earphones, I called out their son's name and said if he didn't stop wanking off I would be heading to the kitchen to get a scissors to snipe off his kukubird. I got out from the bed, switched on the lamp and it turned out it was the eldest, he had his pants down to his ankles and seated against the bedframe. He got all mad and pulled his pants on. I told him to keep his tiny kukubird inside his pants as long as I am in the room. Well just then his dad opened the door to find out why the lights were on and what was all the noise. I told him it felt as if there was ants on the bed so I had switched on the lights to take a look. He asked got or not, I told him I would send them to his room if I found any.

3rd morning : I took a shower in the bathroom at the master room. That bathroom had a shower curtain and like the common bathroom the door lock did not work either, later on I found out he had purposely disabled the locks and he was too stingy to replace it. I was happily showering away singing La Bamba when suddenly I thought the bathroom stank so bad and I went "It fucking stinks in here!!!!!!!!" and "I wonder why its so stinko" I rinsed off and opened the shower curtain, ack!!! Her husband was sitting on the throne.
Me : What the fuck you doing here?
He : Shitting lah what else?
Me : You knew someone was in here.
He : You in there, I out here.
Me : You are a fucking pervert.

I noticed one thing, he kept starring at my dick the entire time.

I grabbed my towel and left the bathroom to towel myself dry in the bedroom.

During lunch :-

He : Pour tea for me.
Me : No mousedick, you can pour your own tea.
Mum : What did you say? You want the cane is it?
Me : I WANT TO GO HOME.
Mum : Faster pour tea for papa.
Me : I refuse to pour tea for a pervert.
Mum : You better start behaving.
Me : I am going home, I will not be in the same room as a pervert.

I went to the bedroom, put my clothes into the backpack, took the 12 redpackets and flung it in the direction of where they were eating and ran out the flat towards the MRT station.

I up u. U r hero bro

[TheDriverGuy]

Originally Posted by shroom

1st evening : There was a gathering at the flat, I was taking a shower and singing Roxette Dressed for Success when suddenly the door opened, their aunt (their dad's youngest sister) opened the door while I was stark naked facing the door and she screamed on seeing a male naked. I told her to close the door but she was frozen in shock. She was rather young then I suppose, only 23 and unmarried and never had a bf either. Thankfully her nephew (his son) came to close the door and not without first taking a look LOL.

Nice sharing..this 23 years old interesting?

[shroom]

Originally Posted by TheDriverGuy

Nice sharing..this 23 years old interesting?

Let's put it this way, she's she epitome of why many SG men preferred PRC/Thai/Vietnamese/Filipina over the local breeds.

Think she is all that but never looked herself in the mirror.

Originally Posted by Orange22

This is damn funny bro

It still creeps me out despite it being 15 years now.

[Bangster]

fuxk shit sia...

having a grown man less than a metre from you showering and he with his pants down (although shitting...but maybe he gets off that way I donno) is downright CRRREEEEEPY lor!!!

And he stared at your wienner!!
FOOKING SHIT!

did he lick his vegetarian lips?? HAHHAHA

[taegukgi]

Hi everybody, I finally have some time to put this recent encounter together, it happened over Christmas.

I was invited to spend Christmas with an ex-classmate (let's call him George) over at his place. COVID headcount wasn't a problem as there are only 3 of them (wife and kid).

George is particularly close because we were good buddies not just in school work but also ECA/CCAs and he just returned from his overseas posting.

I come to know his boy love cars so I thought it might be nice for me to buy something interesting for his kiddo (about 5yr old I think).

Spent a weekend and decided on buying a remote control car (charged it up so kiddo can play) and a log cake closer to Christmas. In the end I also added a box of Bird Nest (didn't know his wife personally so better buy something for her).

The plan was for me to pop over for lunch, have a great chat with his family and catch up on good old days.

So on Christmas day, I put on something smart casual and arrived on time about 12pm; found his unit and punched the door bell.

'Ding Dong', shortly after I hear somebody unlocking the door and a pretty face greeted me which I figured might be his wife (let's call her Tammy).

Tammy's probably just under 1.7M, definitely Eurasian and has a pretty face like I said earlier (a little like this ).

She was dressed in what I'll say summer wear (like this ), shorts with loose spaghetti top.

I briefly introduced myself and told her I brought gifts for them. She let me in, led me to the sofa and pointed to the coffee table which I assumed is the spot to place the gifts. She then took the log cake and put it into the refrigerator.

Tammy then came back and informed me that George had some last minute matters and had popped over to his mum's place to fix something. Meanwhile I should proceed over to the dining table to have my lunch and George should be back soon.

Lunch was perfect, rice, turkey meat, salad, potatoes, etc and had a great ice breaking session with Tammy while her boy (let's call him Tommy) is sleeping in his room. Tammy explained they had a really late night for Christmas Eve and barely slept before daybreak (that probably explained why she was dressed like that).

She got to know George when he was working abroad and her dad was Australian and mum was Chinese. Shortly after lunch (about an hour), Tommy opened the door from his room and came over to his mum looking at me.

Tammy explained I'm his daddy's friend and I took it from there because I'm good with kids. First thing I did was to take the gifts from the coffee table and ask Tommy to unwrap his Christmas present and at the same time pass the box of bird nest to Tammy (wrapped up of course).

Tommy was ecstatic when he learnt that I've bought him a remote control car and can't wait to have a shot at it. I became his best friend instantly and showed him how to set it up and control the car.

That was when my focus switched over to Tammy and she had this big smile on her face (still focused on Tommy) but I noticed a major malfunction.

Tammy was seated right next to me on the table and I was resting my elbows on my knees bent over on the chair while showing Tommy his toy; Tammy was bent over in her chair exactly the same way with Tommy by her side facing me.

I'm looking at a major wardrobe malfunction; because of the loose spaghetti top, I could see pretty much all the way to her belly button; cleavage, boobs, left nipple and she wasn't wearing a bra .

They had a huge living space so Tommy had no problem driving the car around with Tammy giving me a good show when she was following Tommy across the living room.

Tammy has nice B cup boobs with what seem like dark pink/brownish areola and nipple (didn't manage to spot her other nipple but I assume it should be the same color).

Luckily her focus was mostly on Tommy so I had no problem checking out her malfunction at will (not all the time though).

So in the span of about another hour before George came back, I was happy Tommy love his new toy and making sure my bulge wasn't showing up that obviously.

I had a great time with George catching up on married life and why he decided to come back, etc. I got to know Tammy and Tommy better too and had a great time there overall.

I guess it was a bonus catching a wardrobe malfunction of a friend's Eurasian wife but I think catching up with George was still more satisfying to me.

That's all folks, do remember to share your interesting stories in this thread, have a great start to 2022.