phuket

[hosayboh]

Originally Posted by pincywincy

Oh yes the us sailors will be docking at phuket this saturday. To some it may be a good thing but to me oh no bad bad bad. Being couped up on the ship for months, they're spending power is high and their sexual appetite would be large. Expect them to be out and about eating everything they see, from food to girls hahahaha. However some of the more senior officers and specialists are nice people to talk to with interesting stories to share. Just hope the 'new bird' sailors behave themselves, if they do turn rowdy and start creating trouble the only advice I have is to RUN.

Anyways on a side note, will in patong next tuesday the 15th of march. Less than a week away, can't wait. Any bros gona be there?

Agree, gonna stay away from patong this weekend...will be hiding in phuket town cos i heard they mostly don't venture that far out....

Did you say saturday?.......hmmm.......maybe friday can go for a spin in Bangla first.....

[washabi]

I just came back from phuket a week or 2 back. Let me update my field report, but before I do that, I like to thanks the bros here for the many valuable infos, advise and suggestion.

It might seem a bit long, dun mind ok.
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Day 1
Take Jetstar, lucky no delay. Reach there about 9 plus in the morning, took a cab down to hotel at Patong Beach.

Hotel is Swiss Palm Beach;
It’s a 2 storey “suite” which looks more like a downtown east chalet. The hotel seem lots of ang mo with family.

The hotel was near to Patong Food Centre where we went to Briley Chicken Rice Store for lunch. I rate a 7/10 for it and somemore have pig trotter rice.

Walk round Patong Beach and landed in Christine. Decided not to go in and tried out those opposite. My masseur was a bit plump but not too bad looking, got an instance hard on after she started to massage me. Was thinking of giving my first out burst when I heard my friend from the other room (divided by a very thin partition) asking to change masseur because his masseur was a lady boy. In my heart, I laughed over my friend’s encounter until my masseur asked me whether I want to change cos she also a lady boy. I looked at “her” hard and poked her breast a bit, she doesn’t look like any lady boy to me but my didi was already demoralize and I decided not to take a chance of fucking her but let her continue ONLY the massage.

Came out sian ji phua though the massage was good. Went find a pub, drinking, talk cock then find a cab to the famous Jungceylon shopping center. Suppose to do some shopping for family, but seriously, DON’T WASTE your time there. Exp and nothing much to shop. End up nothing being bought.

Proceed to the famous Parlai Seafood for dinner. I give a 9/10, was expecting at 5k baht but only costs 3k baht. Then go to Phuket town; wanted to go to cheong nite spot, but my friends decided to just tabao and headed back. Cab driver brought us Fantasea, they quote us 5k for a tabao. Then go pinklady, gals not as good as Fantasea but still ok, each tabao one gal for 4k.

When back hotel, not knowing whether the gals need to pay for the stay in the hotel or will get rejected as the hotel occupied by ang mo familes. The hotel security guard was over friendly, open cab door for us, shake hands with us, greet us and then stop us when he saw the gals alight.

Thinking, “Hong gan liao”, then he asked the gals in thai some questions and the gals took out a card and handed over to him. The guard then tell us, it’s for our own good as I think that card is their IC or something and in case anything happened to us, he can tracked them. Sound logical, so tip him abit.

Back room, we gather at HQ suite and play card games and loser drinks. The gals at first don’t want played but in the end they see so fun, decided to join in. Drink until everybody high liao (even got neighbor sent guard to complain we make too much noise), then go back room.

My gal go bath without me, then hide under the blanket with only her bra and panty. Lay on top of her, kiss a bit, she asked me go bath. Fair enough, go bath came back, thought she would have slept cos she drank a lot, but she wasn’t. After fuck her a long time, maybe drank too much, abit hard to shoot, so end up breast fuck her.

Next morning wake up when she went bath, I check my watch, 6am. It’s time for her to go off liao. Thought she bath and prepare to leave, but she laid beside me with her bra and panty again and hugged me. We kissed abit then proceed my 2nd round. Poor gal, after that go bath again. Gave her a 500 baht and send her out.

Later got to know from all my friends, their gals actually wake them up for second round, so I guessed it’s the norm.

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I go for lunch and buy toto first, later continue day 2 and 3.

[washabi]

Day 2

Breakfast, then go sea sport then sat around and drank again. Saw one ang mo lady around 40s or 50s walked around with top naked on the beach so nei nei exposed. Her nipples remind me of red dates. Admired how the ang mo don’t matter to parade their bodies. 50s, 60s year old ang mo, still wear bikinis and swimming trunks.

Go back hotel, some go hotel massage, some go tanned in hotel pool. Then bath, go patong food centre eat thai food. Sori bro, I can’t recall the name, but there is only 2 thai food shop in the stretch of road and it is the one nearer to the Brailey Chicken. Not too bad, I rated a 6/10. Then go out play Go-Kart, paint ball. Short sessions but time mostly on journey. Came back Patong Beach, walk abit, shop a bit for family, sit around drink again.

Dinner at some high class Austrian restaurant which sucks. Then proceed to walk around Bangla Road. Wanted to find Hollywood, but cos never do homework enough, don’t know where, so end up go in Tiger. I think I have better luck than my friends. First gal, buy lady drink for her, got chance to raba her body when she sat on my lap and when I say body, I meant the whole body. Then she got to go “open room” with someone (I guessed), said she will come back in 2 hours time. Saw another chio waitress beside the bar we sitting, smile at her a few times and she came over talked to me. I asked her she from another bar can come over talked to me; she smiled and then asked me go over to her bar. Hong liao, so I left my friends to go over. Buy lady drink and get to raba and kiss her. Think I am the most happening down there coz all the ang mo like good boys, drink and play board games with the waitress while I am the only one played raba games. The second waitress quote me 3k baht for overnight, but I saw my friends no action, decided not to go for it. One for all, all for one mah. 2 am plus, go back hotel drink again.


Day 3

Next day, eat, drink then travel to Wat Chamlong pray, go to phuket town since on the way back. The cab driver bring us to a ulu place for fuck gals, The gals was ok. Booked her for 2 hrs. After first round, rest in bed with her cuddling beside me. Felt asleep and have nightmare, I jumped up and scared my gal. Then, one of my friend called me and we went over to his room with my gal and played strip poker. My poor friend and the two gals got strip till naked, sigh, no chance to show my 6 becomes 1 pec body. Then about go off, the gal asked us want second time, we say no and went off to pick our luggage at hotel and off to airport liao.

Was having a thunder storm after we reached airport. The airport lights went flickering and the monitors goes resetting, can see the boot up. Jetstar delayed 40 mins and reached Singapore safe and sound.

Looking forward again to the relaxing life back there. Must find a place like that for retirement. The Beach, the Bitch and the Beer.

[Glock]

Originally Posted by washabi

Looking forward again to the relaxing life back there. Must find a place like that for retirement. The Beach, the Bitch and the Beer.

"the 3 Bs"

but i think one mistake there , should be "Beach , Bitches and Beer"

[hunterhi]

Wa, long time no come in still so happening... another month to Songkran... Quick Quick...

[natto3]

There's a dancer in fantasia called mojy. Most jumbo I have seen. Gone back to Chiangmai tonite for short trip. Can married!

[natto3]

Originally Posted by natto3

There's a dancer in fantasia called mojy. Most jumbo I have seen. Gone back to Chiangmai tonite for short trip. Can married!

Btw20 hrs old only. Have a sis there too.

[insiderivan]

Heard phuket raining everyday. Have minor flood too.

[michael.tam]

Originally Posted by pincywincy

Oh yes the us sailors will be docking at phuket this saturday.

So when are they leaving? Or they have left?

[pincywincy]

ok reporting live from patong beach. weather has been super good, very sunny past three days, many angmoh chai on the beach. i saw a group of topless college aussies today, european bombshells here and there, all with boobs hanging out omg.

looks like the marines arent here yet, read that a fwe ships have been called to japan to help, maybe the ship that was supposed to dock here was called to help as well since its relatively nearby? however, its still insanely crowded here, considering it being march alr. hordes of angmohs this time around, not as many asian tourists, eye candy if u like em 'golden', heh. hit suzy wongs and devils playground last night, suzy wongs still does it for me, they were even pantyless when i arrieved. first time seeing them without bottoms on. devils playground was crap though, expected it to be the leading stable of the suzy wong group, however most of the girls there look like rejects from other places, they're either fat or face cmi. hollywood and tiger packed to the max, freelancers have improved though. seeing many well dressed good looking girls on the streets, when in the past freelancers of phuket were old cannot make it village people. haha anyways out for round two again tonight, wish me luck!

[dustzee]

Originally Posted by treeself

The 2 girls were very happy to see us, even more excited to learn that we had brought malibu, apparantly it was sasa's fav drink. This is where the cool part begins, both sasa and oi had bikes, so i decided to be the pillion with sasa as the rider and zach decided to ride while oi became his pillion, i was very excited because this was a first, without helmet somemore!

Haha... You've got quite an adventure here bro. The motorbike ride must be a very good experience. I was a pillion on someone's bike a few days ago with the helmets and it felt great. High speed, strong wind and the hair of a pretty lady hitting you face all the time. I miss that feeling

Anyway where's the place u got your Hj? I have been looking for one here and I must have lived in a hole or something. All my massage I went iin the past 2 weeks didn't offer me a Hj or didn't have pretty girls

[treeself]

Bro Dustzee, isit? Im not sure man, cos all the massage shops look similar, what i know is, its like a 5 min walk down form No.6 Restaurent. They seem the change the colour of their skirts on a daily basis, so i really dont have a clue as to which shop it is lol, good life man! Im heading back come 27th sunday next week.

Oh ya, fellow bros who have pm-ed me asking to chiong together, sorry ah, dont think thats possible cos i have a new friend to show around, so doubt that'll be possible, we feel abit awkward la, sorry man, hope you guys understand, if you guys spot 3 tanned and tall guys, give us a wink! Hahaha, cheers guys, hope to see more reports on this paradise!

[dustzee]

Originally Posted by treeself

Bro Dustzee, isit? Im not sure man, cos all the massage shops look similar, what i know is, its like a 5 min walk down form No.6 Restaurent. They seem the change the colour of their skirts on a daily basis, so i really dont have a clue as to which shop it is lol, good life man! Im heading back come 27th sunday next week.

Oh ya, fellow bros who have pm-ed me asking to chiong together, sorry ah, dont think thats possible cos i have a new friend to show around, so doubt that'll be possible, we feel abit awkward la, sorry man, hope you guys understand, if you guys spot 3 tanned and tall guys, give us a wink! Hahaha, cheers guys, hope to see more reports on this paradise!

Thanks bro! I'll look out for it.

Hahaha... wouldn't it be weird if you see many people winking at you?

[alanthung]

Hi all bro,now in Phuket ,anyone know any nice club to go.

[Chobak]

Sup all,

Noobie here. But going to Patong/Phuket during September 2011. Ticket and hotel already booked. Just wondering if any bros here wanna chiong with me. Going with a colleague who brought along his fiance. I will mostly be roaming Phuket town and Bangla Street solo cos my colleague pussy whipped by his fiance. Kakaka.

Basically looking for kakis to have fun and boom boom around Phuket cos i am first time there. Need assist!