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[piratebooty]

Originally Posted by etct88

hello! stop calling yourself 'uncle' OK!

you still young and fresh, heart still tender and needing love and all the lust...

tui, you, OK.... if you uncle, I died long ago.......

zap you, if you call yourself 'uncle', again... hee hee....

your heart did not melt, all the blood goes to your didi............ you horny little rabbit!!!!!!

hehehe please forgive me uncle!

need to eat more iron to get better supply of blood so big head doesnt drain as quickly as last time

finally got home today, after a looong holiday. First day back at work.... daydreamin so much... had to go to the beach to erase the thai kong tao... few more doses n should be cured already

wanted to say thanks to bro wolfgang, exia, acidtest, pegasus, njxspeed and danok vader for showing me a good time in Dannok/Hatyai. hopefully can meet up again next time.

will try n finish my FR as promised to bro wolfgang tonight..

[piratebooty]

Day 2: CNY 26th Jan

woke up early as I got a call from my sifu bro saint, said that he will be passing through customs shortly. Had a quick breakfast in Dannok n off we went to Hatyai. Since this was my first time, didnt waste anytime at all clicking away taking photos of everything that passed us by.

Once we reached Hatyai, had another quick meal at KFC in one of the many shopping malls. Was watching all the cute girls in the mall pass by. I must say, there were quite alot MILFS as well..... seems like thai women age fairly well... maybe its their diet... high "protein" diet hehehe

We were feeling abit stiff after that, so decided to go get a proper thai massage (unfortunately i cant remember the name of the place). Girls at the place definitely weren't up to par looks wise but they more than made up for it skills wise. The room was big n has 6 mattresses n is split down the middle by a curtain. Bro saint n the masseuses were laughing away at my attempts to figure out how to tie that damned clown pants, they were commenting on the many interesting techniques I applied. Was abit uncomfartable as I had to go next to bro Vader whom I caught staring at my ass....again! this is the second time now... had to have the massage with one eye open . overall is was a good massage, really got all the kinks out of my back n the facial massage really put me to sleep.
Massage 7.5/10, DMG rm25 + rm10tips (2hours).

All feeling relatively stress free, headed over to lee garden area for some CNY sight seeing. Some pretty cool acrobats n lion/dragon dance shows also alot of cute mc girls hosting the CNY event, snapped some pics of them n then walked around the night market. Had a seafood dinner n then caught a van back to Dannok (rm8) with bro Vader as our sifu bro saint had to prepare for his upcoming trip to Songkhla.

Van ride took about 90mins, alot of stops on the way for the girls to alight. Dropped all our shopping in the hotel room, showered n got ready for another round of Model Club. Opted for beer this time instead of vodka so we wouldnt get smashed so early, n it worked. Bro Vader finally got to take home Ms.K after some crocodile tears show in MC... must say it looked pretty darn convincing (there was an old couple who came to watch the show who saw Ms.K crying n were shaking their heads in dissaproval, they made some comment about how there weren't any gentlemen left in this day n age) I was about to leave with bro Vader n Ms.K when Ms.X told me to wait for her, so I did. Went to supper then dropped her back. Slept alone yet again...

End of Day 2/10

[Froggy]

Hello Bro .... AirAsia got free seat again .... where are we going ar ... anyone ... any suggestion

[Froggy]

It has been a while never loggin to the forum .... think i am out liao ... and lazy to read the thread .... kekeke ...

So tot of intterupting the conversation .... hope you guys dun mind ....

So far, not cheonging for almost 3 months .... nothing to update a the moment .... however, will resume my cheong again in March 2009 ....

[piratebooty]

Day 3 CNY 27th Jan

woke up early for some reason... 2 nights of sleeping alone... morning wood was forcing me to wake up early...sorry little bro but Ms.X is not here to feed u bro Vader was still on the seventh plane of heaven, so I decided to go for a jog from Oscar to Heija hotel. Saw alot of girls taking the walk of shame home after a night at some lucky cheongsters hotel room hehehe

Got back in time to go to lunch with bro Vader after he finally managed to sneak out of his room while the insatiable Ms.K slept hahaha Chilled out at a roadside stall n just watched the local girls run about doing their daily chores/errands, this is the point where u notice how different some of them look w/o make up on. It really makes a huge difference when u can see them in proper lighting.... make up to girls is like the best fishing bait ala a fat wallet is to men.

Bro Vader headed back early so that he could squeeze 1 more round out of Ms.K hehehe both sexually insatiable beings... they were made for each other hehehe

Dannok was starting to get packed as the CNY crowd started pouring in by the hundreds, decided to get some take away n chill in the hotel for dinner.

Bro Vader was already missing his other half so off to Model Club again! Since bro Vader had already secured his bedtime partner, we opened a bottle of vodka again to celebrate! Got tipsy real fast... n was enjoying a nice make-out session in the corner with Ms.X . Got too drunk, n decided to leave after bro Vader n Ms.K left, sent Ms.X back to her place n stumbled back to my big empty hotel room

End Day 3/10

[piratebooty]

Day 4 CNY 28th Jan

Woke up around noon, wasnt feeling too well n chucked my guts a few times last night *blech* nothing much to do during the afternoon so I went for another jog from Oscar to Heija, came back n did some more pushups basically just tired myself out so I could take an afternoon nap.

Woke up late evening after bro Vader called me to go out for dinner. We went to this rm10 buffet steamboat place. Must say food was really good for that price, only con was that i kept burning myself much to the amusement of the waitress there...

Anyway this time we decided to take a walk around the clubbing streets n recon the other pubs/clubs. Must say I was really impressed with the quality of girls at Hello Bangkok, they definitely have the best looking girls in Dannok the only downside is that its too packed all the time, so bloody hard to walk around the place without being pushed n shoved. U have to go early like around 7-8pm KL time to secure a good table n get the models attention b4 other customers show up. On the way to Model Club was stopped by this cute malay looking girl in a kimono who just ran up n hugged me apparently she worked in Regke n asked me if I wanted to go in, but I told her i was already goin to MC n she said she would accompany me. I had to decline but I do regret now not taking her number at least.

Back in MC, bro Vader told me he wanted to ditch Ms.K n go for Ms.A instead n told me to keep a look out for me whenever Ms.K was approaching. (Lets just say Ms.K is not the most stable person n has some issues ) MC was really crowded that night but there were still alot of models n coyotes hanging around by their lonesome (strange??)

Anyway like bro Vader previously said a good way to evade LD n flowers is to say your with model/coyote XXX n u'll only buy stuff for her. Also another good trick I picked up is to buy a flower garland early n hang it around ur hand like the models do on stage. This will stop the mamasan from hounding u, n when u'r coyote or model asks for said flower tell her u'll give it to her the next time she dances on stage then just delay n stall for a few rotations for as long as u can. Also a good idea to carry alot of rm1s about rm30 worth for all the tips to the waiters n try to give exact change, if u need to break a large bill tip him/her b4 they return with your change. Also when u do agree to buy a LD for a model/coyote make sure u ask for tequila instead, the normal LD is just ribena/orange juice u might as well get tequila pops which r the same price anyway but at least it gets them high.

ok there was alot of drama this night, as bro Vader got caught with MsA n MsK at the same time n MsK didnt look too happy at all hahaha b4 the catfight broke out I played to the models one true weakness...their vanity! out comes the camera, come on MsA n MsK give us a smile. Situation diffused...or so we thought (I'll let bro Vader divulge what happened on his own) hehehe

Anyway saw a new model MsP who was pretty cute (exactly the type another bro of ours in KL loves) so went up to the stage to get some nice close up photos, b4 i could snap any pics there was a tap on my shoulder. Turned around n it was MsX asking me what I was doing, told her I was just taking a photo to show my frens back home. Then she just said fine its up to u what u wanna do, I dont care....hmm so I just took the photo regardless...next thing I knew I got hit hard in the back by MsX n she just stormed off...didnt see her much after that.

Waited outside with bro Vader as he was waiting for MsA, she ffked him so he left. I hung around for a few more minutes for MsX, n when she came out all I got seemed to be some swearing in Thai, the word stupid was used repeatedly. Man did I blow it.... once again Oscar empty big deluxe room awaited me...

[lokching]

Originally Posted by holymannn

Thanks.... remember not to hang too much flower for them... sure they will not follow you back... just hang 1 or 2 to show your interest. then if she really follow you back.. pay her abit more after the session lo.... above is just my experience, so it may not applicable to you... :P

Ok. Thanks for sharing your experience. Btw from your point of view which place would you think stands a higher chance to get? model club or Hello Bangkok ?

Originally Posted by etct88

Bro, if you better looking than him, than would be less expensive, but if you look like me, better have a BIG BIG wallet...... again, maybe I should call you nephew.......

Haha....I'm not good looking and I don't have a big wallet, so I have to do my homework here, in order to avoid being a carrot head or kana 747 by the girl...hehe

[Pearl]

Originally Posted by piratebooty

Day 4 CNY 28th Jan

Woke up around noon, wasnt feeling too well n chucked my guts a few times last night *blech* nothing much to do during the afternoon so I went for another jog from Oscar to Heija, came back n did some more pushups
Waited outside with bro Vader as he was waiting for MsA, she ffked him so he left. I hung around for a few more minutes for MsX, n when she came out all I got seemed to be some swearing in Thai, the word stupid was used repeatedly. Man did I blow it.... once again Oscar empty big deluxe room awaited me...

Yo.. I have additional space in the Pakgor Club.membership is free hor. kekekekeke


Walao.. tis Saint really must hamtam him liao.. how can let u eat pakgor for 3 nites

[lokching]

Originally Posted by piratebooty

Day 4 CNY 28th Jan.............

Woke up around noonAlso another good trick I picked up is to buy a flower garland early n hang it around ur hand like the models do on stage. This will stop the mamasan from hounding u, n when u'r coyote or model asks for said flower tell her u'll give it to her the next time she dances on stage then just delay n stall for a few rotations for as long as u can. Also a good idea to carry alot of rm1s about rm30 worth for all the tips to the waiters n try to give exact change, if u need to break a large bill tip him/her b4 they return with your change. Also when u do agree to buy a LD for a model/coyote make sure u ask for tequila instead, the normal LD is just ribena/orange juice u might as well get tequila pops which r the same price anyway but at least it gets them high......
big deluxe room awaited me...

NiceFR more pls....

[Playman]

Originally Posted by Froggy

It has been a while never loggin to the forum .... think i am out liao ... and lazy to read the thread .... kekeke ...

So tot of intterupting the conversation .... hope you guys dun mind ....

So far, not cheonging for almost 3 months .... nothing to update a the moment .... however, will resume my cheong again in March 2009 ....

No problem...just came from TT with them....they prefer Jakarta and Shenzen....so how which one to book first or book both at the same time..hahahah!

[piratebooty]

Originally Posted by Pearl

Yo.. I have additional space in the Pakgor Club.membership is free hor. kekekekeke


Walao.. tis Saint really must hamtam him liao.. how can let u eat pakgor for 3 nites

u will see later, that I go on to break the record for most consecutive pakgor eating in a row I probably might qualify for Platinum membership in your club

will resume the FRs later tonight...

[the.wolfgang]

Originally Posted by Pearl

Yo.. I have additional space in the Pakgor Club.membership is free hor. kekekekeke


Walao.. tis Saint really must hamtam him liao.. how can let u eat pakgor for 3 nites

helo bro, this one i can't help one ler ..., eat pakgor thing is very subjective one lor

Originally Posted by piratebooty

u will see later, that I go on to break the record for most consecutive pakgor eating in a row I probably might qualify for Platinum membership in your club

will resume the FRs later tonight...

hahaha..., dun be so humble la .., at least you stay focus and only make the kill when needed ...

[warlord]

Originally Posted by the.wolfgang

helo bro, this one i can't help one ler ..., eat pakgor thing is very subjective one lor



hahaha..., dun be so humble la .., at least you stay focus and only make the kill when needed ...

the sifu or sifart talking.....

[pegasus1]

DAY 1 29 Jan 09

Ascend to heaven

7.30 a.m. Meet bro blackburn and kiko at Sg Buloh R&R, 3 of us ride up to meet bro acidtest waiting for us at Simpang Pulai R&R, it's a plesant ride all the way up to the Kingdom of Heaven. As expected, CNY holidays, customs are fully packed, waited 2 hours to process. Drop by Danok to fetch bro blackburn's puying(our personal guide to Hatyai).

Paradise hotel & resort, Hatyai

Thanks to bro exia00 for the advance booking, the place is full of greenery, quiet, great place to bonk! Room is clean and spacious.Rm 130 superpeak rm 70 normal, location near to Paragon disco/Barberry club.

Night at Hatyai

Dinner time! Almost a year since riding shotgun at the back of Hatyai's ubiquitous mini songthaew,on the way to the main city bro acidtest kacau 3 SYT students riding motorbike, sawadee kup and wave to them, they smile, wave back and reply 'Ka'.Friendly,Very cute girls clad in sexy school uniform melt my heart! Dinner time at a seafood restaurant, full of tourist,good food, superpeak price rm 220 for a steam grouper, mantis shrimps, fresh oysters, vege, tomyam soup for 5 person.

Kiss channel

When arrive at the doorstep, feels something wrong bout it,lots of MY/SG family tourists hanging around outside! Went in, KNN! 80% of the patrons are them,families,childrens running around,and the ultimate patron is a 70+ year old grandma! Order our beers and watch the singing and dance stage show. Luckily the waitress there seems ok,ahem..The place seems like 'designed-for-the-MY/SG tourists-who-wants-a-sample-of-LOS-nightlife.
I could be wrong, maybe it's CNY invasion of tourists. 30 mins for us, adios!

Paragon disco

Never bother to order drinks, full of tourist too, non happening, not a place for bro acidtest and kiko's full moon party type. Again, CNY tourist invasion?

Barberry club

Almost the same setting like Danok, the colour, the feel. Again, bros find it boring there, sepak all the puying who came.I bought LD to 2 coyotes to pegang pegang, then 1 of the coyote call another friend to come for LD, KNN! More leeches than Danok! Didn't stay there long too.Next!

Ice Bar

Look see, look see only, non happening place. Weekdays?

Lonely night at Hatyai

Only bro blackburn got laid of the night, bro kiko TFK shooting cockroaches/lizards?I and acid brokeback together in a same room.


DAY 2 30 Jan 09

See Kim Yung/Chanivette farms, Hatyai

Tough luck! Lots of other cheongster arriving in vans Japanese group style to tour the farms.We manage to tour most of the farms there, only 1 is bonkable (for me lah). 11.00 am that time, we need to get back to Danok quick! All bros agreed, quickly check out and off we go!

Danok, the last hunting ground

We blast all the back to Danok, check in U-House hotel superpeak rm100 normal rm55. Location near to Fortune/Winner club,Old and small rooms, cannot tahan is the hotel's sex movie,some old farang gang bang video...oh yeah fuck me, fuck me harder..Without wasting time, we go tour the farms.

Danok farms during CNY

1.00 a.m We are late! We went to JJJ first,SYTs but not my liking,next round normal day will visit again, then to W&G in front of Charlie, one puying name Ah Aom caught my eye, CFM look! Sadly, she's already booked. Due to good business, other farms nearby also close early,all puyings snap up, OKT back home counting money.

Teena Karaoke

I and bro acidtest went to met bro exia00 and his cousin,the saint,piratebooty and co,nice place with privacy,sing some thai songs,great time there,place to hang out the next round.

Winner club

First timer there, environment like Fortune club next door, drooling watching topless SYT dancing on stage with bro kiko,acidtest,blackburn and the one and only young prince of LOS exia00. At least 3 dancers up are to my liking!
Recommended place!

Satit massage

Went up with bro kiko and acidtest for foot massage while watching the ML ply their trade. ML today look different today due to casual wear,look more sexy as opposed of Satit T-shirt on normal days. Very good business today as pretty SYT quickly got book instantly, recommended and will visit during off peak season.

Dinner time and end of lonely night

Steam crab stall recommended by bro Acidtest, I must say it's highly recommended! 3 kg of big freshwater shrimps, 3 kg of clam 'lala', 1 kg of cockle 'siham' and 3 steam crabs including our coconut bakar drinks only for rm 115 for 7 persons! Damn tasty dipped in I dunno call what sour and spicy sauce! Location in front of Oscar hotel opposite main road.After makan, TCSS there waiting for my previous book puying named Ah Kean from Nice karaoke behind of Oscar hotel who just arrived to Danok.

Quickly went back to hotel as my little bro still haven't eat dinner yet, KNS! I didn't bought any condoms and my puying just arrived also don't have any,quickly knock on bro Blackburn door to give some caps. As previous booking, my puying likes to be active, I a dead fish. She gently kiss my whole body, damn shiok be a dead fish, then gave a CBJ. Lastly, finish my load cowgirl riding hard on me, my little bro a bit pain after that..hehe..then went to Hello Bangkok to meet bro exia00,it's full! Off to Paragon then..

Paragon disco

acidtest and kiko's natural habitat! This's my 5th time there, never enjoy there previously due to the crappy shake head music, strangely tonight's music are up to my beat! Drunk and dance the whole night there! After Paragon, we went to watch bomb disposal expert bro exia00 play fireworks, it's been 20 years haven't blow some shit up,really bring back my childhood memories!

2nd round before sleep.

Whoa! Damn tired! I need to sleep, tommorrow only bonk! Then my puying came out wearing a pink lace night dress w/o bra and panties..wah..I and little bro hungry again, look sexy..laid her down on bed..pull up her dress and do a missionary on her, soft moan makes me faster and harder..tired but sextisfying.


DAY 3 31 Jan 09

Breakfast in bed

Woke up at 9 a.m,fully refresh, my puying wanted a cowgirl on me, again didn't bother to undress her sexy dress, just pull down to show her boobs, arms gently on her waist.. this time she gently ride me slowly, soft moaning me and the end unloading her with much faster pace. Big bro now is hungry and went makan chicken rice with her nearby her 'office', took her back and chit chat with her OKT for a while. Then went back to hotel for another boiled egg breakfast with bro acidtest, acid wants to expend fully his spare load before checking out. OK off we go to Oscar/Satit. I didn't took any as both my load is expended, after some viewing bro acidtest took one ML back to room from Oscar. As for me waiting to go back home sweet home while other bros are still bonking..hehe..


Name : Ah Kean
Age : 25
Language : Good Mandarin, Thai
Look : 6/10
Body : 8/10
Boobs : 7.5/10
FJ : 8/10
BJ : 5/10 CBJ
FK : Nil
GFE : 7/10
Damage : Rm 300 superpeak rm 250 normal
WIR : Yes

[Dandok Raider]

Originally Posted by warlord

the sifu or sifart talking.....

yo....my long lost brother ....welcome to dandok...