Re: SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings
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Originally Posted by itguy2008
Thanks all for all the nice and funny happenings.
To share one of my jialat one. I was sending a pal home after a night out at KTV. Those with hostess la. He drank quite a lot. CO open the door for us with a black face. So better cause less trouble for her and helped him to the room. he is quite big compared to his wife.
His wife was trying to help on the other side but quite useless. But i noticed that she is braless and the raisins are quite small though erected. anyway, i throw him on the bed and tried to take off his shoes for him while his wife went to get a warm towel for his face.
joker is not totally drunk wor. still know how to sit up and let his wife wipe his face and "teh" her neh neh while he enjoy it. i just stupidly stand there and watch while my little brother wakes up.
after his wife finish with his face, this is where the jialat part comes. He said something to his wife in chinese which left both his wife and me with wide open eyes. He said
"don't just stand there. how to give you tips if you are not working. give my friend here a good time. blow him until he shoot in your mouth or else no tips for you." and he waved his stack of S$ 10 note in his hand.
now tell me what do you think the wife do?
The wife will obey him and gave you a blowjob of a lifetime .
Re: SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings
Quote:
Originally Posted by itguy2008
Thanks all for all the nice and funny happenings.
To share one of my jialat one. I was sending a pal home after a night out at KTV. Those with hostess la. He drank quite a lot. CO open the door for us with a black face. So better cause less trouble for her and helped him to the room. he is quite big compared to his wife.
His wife was trying to help on the other side but quite useless. But i noticed that she is braless and the raisins are quite small though erected. anyway, i throw him on the bed and tried to take off his shoes for him while his wife went to get a warm towel for his face.
joker is not totally drunk wor. still know how to sit up and let his wife wipe his face and "teh" her neh neh while he enjoy it. i just stupidly stand there and watch while my little brother wakes up.
after his wife finish with his face, this is where the jialat part comes. He said something to his wife in chinese which left both his wife and me with wide open eyes. He said
"don't just stand there. how to give you tips if you are not working. give my friend here a good time. blow him until he shoot in your mouth or else no tips for you." and he waved his stack of S$ 10 note in his hand.
now tell me what do you think the wife do?
That should be the last time he was allowed to go KTV
Re: SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings
Quote:
Originally Posted by itguy2008
Thanks all for all the nice and funny happenings.
To share one of my jialat one. I was sending a pal home after a night out at KTV. Those with hostess la. He drank quite a lot. CO open the door for us with a black face. So better cause less trouble for her and helped him to the room. he is quite big compared to his wife.
His wife was trying to help on the other side but quite useless. But i noticed that she is braless and the raisins are quite small though erected. anyway, i throw him on the bed and tried to take off his shoes for him while his wife went to get a warm towel for his face.
joker is not totally drunk wor. still know how to sit up and let his wife wipe his face and "teh" her neh neh while he enjoy it. i just stupidly stand there and watch while my little brother wakes up.
after his wife finish with his face, this is where the jialat part comes. He said something to his wife in chinese which left both his wife and me with wide open eyes. He said
"don't just stand there. how to give you tips if you are not working. give my friend here a good time. blow him until he shoot in your mouth or else no tips for you." and he waved his stack of S$ 10 note in his hand.
now tell me what do you think the wife do?
Actually, maybe not too jialat, look on the bright side, at least he did not say "... give me a good time, blow me until I shoot in your mouth ..." So to his wife, he is still faithful and he was just trying to give his bro a good time.
Re: SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings
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Originally Posted by crisp
Actually, maybe not too jialat, look on the bright side, at least he did not say "... give me a good time, blow me until I shoot in your mouth ..." So to his wife, he is still faithful and he was just trying to give his bro a good time.
Re: SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings
Quote:
Originally Posted by itguy2008
"don't just stand there. how to give you tips if you are not working. give my friend here a good time. blow him until he shoot in your mouth or else no tips for you." and he waved his stack of S$ 10 note in his hand.
now tell me what do you think the wife do?
this is jialat enough.. what came from the wife will be more gaolat..
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Re: SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings
Quote:
Originally Posted by crisp
Actually, maybe not too jialat, look on the bright side, at least he did not say "... give me a good time, blow me until I shoot in your mouth ..." So to his wife, he is still faithful and he was just trying to give his bro a good time.
Re: SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings
Just to share one of my SibueyJialat story...
It happened in Shenzhen about 10 years ago when I was working there as an engineer. It was one of those great weekend where we celebrated one of the guy's birthday at one of the biggest KTV in dongguan. Everyone brought a gal back to their apartment and so did I.
The sex was quite ok and I paid the usual rate the next morning. She left and I began my usual Sunday routine of buying breakfast. Little did I know that there was a group of 6 guys waiting outside my apartment with the same girl. She then pointed me and they came running to me and started shouting ... "Why did you pay her with fake money! Can come and play and dun want to pay?! You want to die is it??!!" I tried to reason with them I will never do such but its China after all... The scene got uglier at every minute and they got really hostile. I then took out $1K out of my wallet which they finally agreed to leave the place.
After that, I never brought any KTV gal back... and kept the stash of fake RMB as a reminder not to that anymore...
Re: SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings
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Originally Posted by wackyboy
Just to share one of my SibueyJialat story...
It happened in Shenzhen about 10 years ago when I was working there as an engineer. It was one of those great weekend where we celebrated one of the guy's birthday at one of the biggest KTV in dongguan. Everyone brought a gal back to their apartment and so did I.
The sex was quite ok and I paid the usual rate the next morning. She left and I began my usual Sunday routine of buying breakfast. Little did I know that there was a group of 6 guys waiting outside my apartment with the same girl. She then pointed me and they came running to me and started shouting ... "Why did you pay her with fake money! Can come and play and dun want to pay?! You want to die is it??!!" I tried to reason with them I will never do such but its China after all... The scene got uglier at every minute and they got really hostile. I then took out $1K out of my wallet which they finally agreed to leave the place.
After that, I never brought any KTV gal back... and kept the stash of fake RMB as a reminder not to that anymore...
07-03-2017, 08:19 PM
