Marriage, dowry 1.2million - Page 3

zinedine zidane · #31 20-01-2015, 11:45 AM

Thanks for this hilarious "JOKE OF THE DAY" TS. 7 morning 8 morning kena Fark by my boss but you make laugh again. Thank you so much! Ok, im offering you $0.12 for this joke. Please proceed to No.10 Buangkok View, S'pore 539747 to collect.

assrammer · #32 20-01-2015, 11:59 AM

be it joke or whatever la. any thread start by so called "a woman's nick", all the despo bros line up and fight for the demanding golden chee by.

our bro start a thread, be it real or not, everybody else wanna put him down...... shame on you people.......

how come our bros standard drop to so low? where's the pride and dignity of being a man? no wonder people call sinkie men useless, soft and weak........

wanna find a typical sinkie man? come to sammyboy, use a female nick, be as ridiculously demanding as possible, then sit back, relax, and watch all the worthless bros come fighting over nothing........

TS, keep doing what you're doing, get some seniors to up you back.

NaughtynSensual · #33 20-01-2015, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by zinedine zidane

Thanks for this hilarious "JOKE OF THE DAY" TS. 7 morning 8 morning kena Fark by my boss but you make laugh again. Thank you so much! Ok, im offering you $0.12 for this joke. Please proceed to No.10 Buangkok View, S'pore 539747 to collect.

Eh... your address very familiar leh!

seabass · #34 20-01-2015, 12:11 PM

I thought you are Charles the cleaner who loves dog ? India don't have suitable mates anymore? Your financial literacy so good why you looking for love( of money) in all the wrong places? You can teach my friend de friend some maths or not. It always tickum tickum one. in Singapore we have a saying for you:

" Alamak, Dey, you are shitting all over da, dey!

ben2011 · #35 20-01-2015, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnbass

Wah! U still alive... And stalked...
Ho seh bo?

When u still alive, how can i not be?

Huat Ar!

longtermlover4u · #36 20-01-2015, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by zinedine zidane

Thanks for this hilarious "JOKE OF THE DAY" TS. 7 morning 8 morning kena Fark by my boss but you make laugh again. Thank you so much! Ok, im offering you $0.12 for this joke. Please proceed to No.10 Buangkok View, S'pore 539747 to collect.

Need to multiply that by 10,000,000 to reach 1.2mil, if each day i can make my wife laugh and collect 12cents for it, it would take 27397 years and i would be willing to spend the rest of my days making my wife the happiest women in the universe.

longtermlover4u · #37 20-01-2015, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by rockdune

Not racial profiling but do you happen to be an Indian expat foreign talent working in the financial sector but lost your life savings at the local casinos ? :-). I'm joking only lah, but are you?

No, i dont frequent the casino and i,m not an indian

longtermlover4u · #38 20-01-2015, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Babooshka

Are you that tour guide from PRC?

No i am not that tour guide from prc

Johnbass · #39 20-01-2015, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by ben2011

When u still alive, how can i not be?

Huat Ar!

U chased by Cat...
I chased my Fish...
Smells fishy...

longtermlover4u · #40 20-01-2015, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by guess67

U must be dreaming...

If I have the $, why should I find u?

I would be good to have someone whom you can come home to, someone who ismwaiting for you at the end of the day whom you can talk about anything under the sun, the universe and everything in between.

You will be able to say that i belong to him and he belong to me and that the love that you have for him is as deep as the ocean and as clear as the clear blue sky.

Everyday i will be there for you to want to know what you have done while you are away as i wonder if anything special has happen, the happiness of having someone care about you. The simplicity of having a beloved go to see the doctor with you and have him remind you to take the medicine.

If being alone, dining by yourself or watching the tv alone is not something that you want and wish for someone to be beside, that is what a husband is for. And you get to see me butt naked as i love to just undress and change my cloth while you happen to come back from work or outing or anywhere outside and pretend that i didnt know that you were coming back and act surprised

SnowLeopards · #41 20-01-2015, 01:10 PM

Smelly dog labeling others as smelly.

TS is Johnbass' idol.

Pierre.

longtermlover4u · #42 20-01-2015, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by seabass

I thought you are Charles the cleaner who loves dog ? India don't have suitable mates anymore? Your financial literacy so good why you looking for love( of money) in all the wrong places? You can teach my friend de friend some maths or not. It always tickum tickum one. in Singapore we have a saying for you:

" Alamak, Dey, you are shitting all over da, dey!

How much are you paying for me to teach your friend some maths? They are women looking for a husband?

seabass · #43 20-01-2015, 01:43 PM

hard to tell you if my friend de friend is a woman or a man but this is what my friend have written and I quote:

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Originally Posted by hugs

Good morning bro. I think you spent one year skiing uphill leh. So can usually knock head to head with others. Want to try a different approach or not? I know you strong la can skii uphill de but use that energy for sperm to swim uphill better rite?

Hmm why I suddenly so philosophical today? I come back tomorrow

Sometimes back, my friend de friend up lorry, and now bo ji and also bo kkj.. so it is hard pressed for me to refer IT as a man. Can call IT a ladyboy. How much is your tuition fee? Elementary maths will do the trick.

zinedine zidane · #44 20-01-2015, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by NaughtynSensual

Eh... your address very familiar leh!

LOL...you been there before?

PPGirl · #45 20-01-2015, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by longtermlover4u

I would be good to have someone whom you can come home to, someone who ismwaiting for you at the end of the day whom you can talk about anything under the sun, the universe and everything in between.

You will be able to say that i belong to him and he belong to me and that the love that you have for him is as deep as the ocean and as clear as the clear blue sky.

Everyday i will be there for you to want to know what you have done while you are away as i wonder if anything special has happen, the happiness of having someone care about you. The simplicity of having a beloved go to see the doctor with you and have him remind you to take the medicine.

If being alone, dining by yourself or watching the tv alone is not something that you want and wish for someone to be beside, that is what a husband is for. And you get to see me butt naked as i love to just undress and change my cloth while you happen to come back from work or outing or anywhere outside and pretend that i didnt know that you were coming back and act surprised

all these even those in bgr also can do. And 1 thing for sure..my bf dun even charge me a single cent for everything he do for me.. that's LOVE.
Maybe u can say things like pick d moon for ur special some1 etc n she will be touched n give u 1.2m