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7 nights in BKK and 4 in Phuket with one friend
Did so many things on this trip. Haven't had so much fun in a long while. Having the right person to party with surely matters. Recalling some of highlights and a major low light..... At Cowboy's Crazy House which features fully nude go go girls, fingers of right and left hands went berserk playing hide and seek in little tight moist dark caves. Had to wash my hands multiple times to text on my phone lol. Went to Pimp twice. Fortunate to have picked the right girls both times who kept us entertained throughout. On the second visit, reminded the waiter to keep the shot girls away from our table. It was fun the first time around to buy these shots cuz in return these shot girls pretty much allow you to molest them anyway you want on the spot. Of course, it burned a big hole in the pocket lol. Visited Nataree three times. Addict once and Cam Cam massage once, and Baccara gogo twice. Tried dating service twice. This was first time I tried his. Turned out quite nice with model-quality girls. Took first one to Thong Lor for romantic dinner then to, DND, Do Not Disturb, to party. Second one we went to Karaoke City and then Roadsidedog for drinks. Now here is the low light. It was the fateful night partying at DND. My friend wanted to party more afterwards. Ended up at Scratchdog. Room was dark, booze was flowing, shisha was blowing, and eyes were wandering. My friend was talking up with this tall lady with happa look. That is his cup of tea. It was not my plan to hook up with anyone but fate led my wandering eyes to this lady standing not too far away. It was as if a lightening struck me, or as if a blind person suddenly regains his sight. She stood like an angel, with mesmerizing aura. My soul felt like it was sucked out of my body. I was about to kneel and kowtow in front of her. Every features on her face was what I would want my dream girl to have. They seemed to all fall in the right places as a Michelangelo masterpiece. And that smile! I was in heaven! Then, I fell right down to hell. A kimchi guy approached her and started chatting her up. Before long, they were locking lips like couples for ages. How could she fall for a short ugly guy like him! Why didn't I approach her sooner! I was about o shout toward the sky and proclaim "God, please let me have her, and I will become a devout Christian forever!" As if God heard me, the kimchi guy appeared to decline my dream girl's overture to go back to his hotel, pointing at his wedding ring. In disbelief that he could reject a goddess like her, I was relieved God gave me a second chance to redeem myself. I would not let my dream girl slip away. I was back in heaven again. I quickly positioned myself in front of her and, as politely and nonchalantly as I could, complimented her how beautiful she was. It took about 3.9 seconds into the conversation when she popped the question of "how much." Even though I had my suspicion, it still felt like a spear into my heart to learn she was a WL. If I could not have her love, I will settle with her body, I consoled myself. I was on my way back down to hell. Holding up five fingers, I offered 5000 baht. Just as fast as I fell in love with her, she rejected me with a spiteful laugh. I was all the way down to the bottom of hell again. Fearing the kimchi dude might change his mind and return to snatch my angel from me, I leaned over to her friend and confessed how much I liked her. "How much do you want to pay?" was her way of offering her consolation. I indicated 6000 and the deal was sealed. On the way out and to my hotel, I vaguely remember paying for a 3900 bill for their bill, handing out 1000 or 2000 baht tip to the waitress and paying 1000 baht for the taxi ride which lasted about 3 minutes. I wanted to show money was not an issue and I was not gonna let anything get in the way of bedding her. I was ascending to heaven again. I forgot to mention while still at Scratchdog, she and I locked lips and tongues, the same lip and tongue she used to seduce the kimchi, the same way she used to seduce many other guys perhaps. I was forgiving and forgetting...all the red flags; but I was color blind for that night....I was seeing only green. Once in my room, she asked for the 6000 in advance which I obliged. We striped down to our birth suits, showered and got going on the couch. I tongue painted like Van Gogh on speed. However, when time came to introduce mini me to her mini her, mini me was in mini coma from night-long inebriation. Heaven was so close but again so far. I felt the weight of fate sinking me downward again toward hell. After failed attempts, she got up to shower while I lay on the bed. As if someone just turned on the light switch, or as if someone just figured out how to use chopsticks, I gathered myself, as she came out of the bathroom, and asked "are you a ladyboy?" Her reaction was "fuck you!" followed by the slam of the door as she stormed out. That was the damning final piece of evidence, as I impersonated Sherlock Holms, which left me feeling like having been run over by a car, a LB that was a top-of-line Mercedes model. The moral in this long story is that....even Michael Jordan missed dunks sometimes. I thought I was infallible. My arrogance let my guard down. I deserved to be condemned to hell, at least until more mongering transcends my soul. Oh, and also, try not to fall in love lol. It was an expensive and humbling experience, albeit not all fruitless. We found an interesting way to differentiate LB from ladies, thanks to bro Google- real ladies' index fingers should always be longer their ring fingers. So far, our field research has upheld this finding. So, no more excuses in the future lol! Now, bonus coverage for Phuket- Stayed at Naka Resort, beautiful hotel at a nice location. Fantasia has shut down. Visited Angel Massage at Phuket town twice. Damage 2500. Most girls from Chiangmai, around 20-30 girls in the tank to choose. Both times I found gems which made me happy happy. Here is a drone video I made for Phuket- Enjoy! Cheers! |
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Excellent writing skills n a good read!
Nice video also.... |
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Riding up to Phuket for the Phuket Bike Week from 11th April to 18th April. Any likeminded bro here riding up to Phuket during this period ?
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Izzt a long ride... Life is short, Ride hard
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I won't be riding over to Phuket but I will be flying down from Bangkok on a quick stay for about the same time, if you'd like, we can grab a few cold brews and some hot ladies.
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Drop me a pm bro when u r in town...we can go whoremongering together...LOL
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any bros here used escort services in phuket before? Any recommendation if have?
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in phuket from 20-23 any bros wanna meetup
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may i ask if you dun mind pm me your last night girl wechat contact...im going this weekend... thanks in advance. Sharing is caring.... |
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Bro, tomorrow I will be there, can share her Wechat? Thanks |
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Can share the wechat too? In phuket now
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Any bros know where to party at karon beach? I'm staying here and it is really shit ..
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Bright... Hot... Sunny at Patong beach....
Sun, Sand, Sea....
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Share w u my solo trip to Patong 2 weeks ago, sorry I busy cannot take time write full FR
1st night - Tiger Complex (do not remember the exact name of bar inside) 12am I'm walking through the complex then kena stopped by girls left and right pulling arm toward their seats, but i very focus one, i scan around while walking to find only chio SYTs. kept walking then found one f**king hot SYT dancing on top of counter (forgot the name of bar, but towards the front of Tiger Complex, if facing it, it's on left edge). I stopped and first talk to this bargirl, about 32yrs old, her name Baby. we talk abit, buy lady drink, wait for the SYT to finish. I tell Baby, "I want to talk to that girl after she finish dancing". After she finish dancing, Baby walks over to her colleague and tell her come sit with me. She damn chio, got a tight ass, tits ok lah, i'd say B-cup. She sit down, her name Nana, age 21, we talk. i buy lady drink, and beer for myself, chat, build chemistry, laugh with the other girl Baby, play games. Realli good time, stayed less than 2hr. Then I think, wahlao feel like dabao already. I tell her in thai, "come home with me." she say ok, tell me barfine 2k, ST 3k, LT 4k. I thought to myself, "No f**k way, I know market price, this one too ex lah". Where got barfine 2k for bargirl at Tiger Complex?? I thought wahlao waste my time. i bargain with her, she say barfine she tell mamasan 1k, that's the best she can do. I'm like, "no way, plenty of girls around here". I want to LT her mah, LT can sure get for 3k around the complex and still got even more chio ones. Plus, it's almost 2am already. So I thank her and zao. Immediately bar hopped to another bar opposite within the same complex. 2am already, I thought why not just enjoy myself. I sat down and two bargirls (this time the cannot dabao types) sit on both sides of me and we chat. wah, i drink until i high cannot walk straight til 4am. I thank the girls in my drunken slurred thai and stumble back to hotel to crash. My dmg close to 3k for a night of drinking until siao 2nd night - to be continued |
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