Jakarta Info thread

[womeniser]

Hi,

Please give me reviews of Golden Crown Disco regarding:
Entry Fees.
Drink Price.
Ambience.

[lost99]

Originally Posted by womeniser

Hi,

Please give me reviews of Golden Crown Disco regarding:
Entry Fees.
Drink Price.
Ambience.

Yes Sir, see below. May i get you a cold beverage while i serve you?

Originally Posted by TonyCheong2

TonyCheong2's Dicktionary

*American Style Spender/Tipper:
A person/mongerer that disrupts the market/going price by overpaying for goods and services.

*Big Cannon Soldier:
A person/mongerer that is not what he described himself to be and often with an obnoxious attitude.

*Extra Sprayer:
A person/mongerer that performs a task repeatedly or seeks answer from as many different sources as possible due to kiasu/kiasi mentality.

*Fab 5:
A man's best friend in times of loneliness especially late at night.

*Korean Superstar:
A person/mongerer that boasts of his conquest of bedding females with minimal or no monetary outlay. In most times he likens his attractiveness similar to celebrities such as Andy Lau or Brad Pitt.

*Lazy Spoon Feeder:
A person/mongerer that comes on the internet to demand for quick answers whereby the info is actually readily available by researching online.

*WeChat Gambler:
A person/mongerer that likes to roll the dice and source for sex via social meda apps. Even though it has been statistically proven that the house will win 9/10 times!

[TonyCheong2]

Yes Lazy Spoon Feeder spotted!

[womeniser]

I am new to Jakarta. So may be you feel me as a Lazy Spoon.

I was fond of Pattaya, but now bored, from last 5 years am been visiting Thailand. Just stopped going there and have started visiting Indonesia. I am a xxx tourist. I visit every 3 months. Last 6 months I have visited JKT twice.

So being a new comer to JKT. I just asked for some reviews.

Sorry to disturb you guyz.

[Happyman007]

Originally Posted by womeniser

I am new to Jakarta. So may be you feel me as a Lazy Spoon.

I was fond of Pattaya, but now bored, from last 5 years am been visiting Thailand. Just stopped going there and have started visiting Indonesia. I am a xxx tourist. I visit every 3 months. Last 6 months I have visited JKT twice.

So being a new comer to JKT. I just asked for some reviews.

Sorry to disturb you guyz.

Aiyo, you last 5 yars visiting Thailand but no review or FR at all? Maybe consider to contribute some FR before asking for spoon feed? Or can simply join the SBF membership program and you will be properly serve by some senior or maybe even mod.

[lost99]

Originally Posted by womeniser

I am new to Jakarta. So may be you feel me as a Lazy Spoon.
....
So being a new comer to JKT. I just asked for some reviews.

Sorry to disturb you guyz.

Ayo, since are new Lazy Spoon feeder to JKT, I'll help you out. I found you a review below as you told us to boss. Please let me know if you want to order us to do anything else Boss.

Originally Posted by modusoperandi

One of the worst cities in Southeast Asia. Looks and feels like a 3rd rate South American slum city with even worse traffic. Phnom Penh has better urban planning than Jakarta.
indonesian culture with muslim attributes a big turn off for some people.
Lots of scam with taxis, police, and cheong places.
Service standards several notches below BKK, Vietnam, etc.. levels.
Indo and international restaurants very average to subpar.
Non pussy related products and services in shopping malls all overpriced and subpar quality.
....An inexperienced newbie would have a terrible time in Jakarta.

[lost99]

Originally Posted by Happyman007

Aiyo, you last 5 yars visiting Thailand but no review or FR at all? Maybe consider to contribute some FR before asking for spoon feed? Or can simply join the SBF membership program and you will be properly serve by some senior or maybe even mod.

If a new user asking questions in an honest, humble and sincere way, i have no problem answering, even if they are sometimes simple answers they can find themselves through searching

But if a veteran leach who never contributes anything despite travelling 5+years and already visit JKT a few times with no FR, and just come here demanding quick answers without doing any searching themselves. Those leaches i like to give a hard time Those ppl can use a paid hand-holding service in JKT if they want.

[naemlo]

Originally Posted by lost99

Those ppl can use a paid hand-holding service in JKT if they want.

I am here... premium service fee for USD 1000.

[Happyman007]

Originally Posted by lost99

But if a veteran leach who never contributes anything despite travelling 5+years and already visit JKT a few times with no FR, and just come here demanding quick answers without doing any searching themselves. Those leaches i like to give a hard time Those ppl can use a paid hand-holding service in JKT if they want.

clap clap, 100% agree.......either use a paid hold hand service or just pay membership and be a paid samster lor 555

Originally Posted by naemlo

I am here... premium service fee for USD 1000.

Oiii pak, you fast hand fast leg come jkt to get business ya.

[reborned]

Have been going to jkt frequently these 1.5 years. Have been using wechat to hunt. So far mixed results but overall still manage to bonk some FL with quite good quality. Have not tried the popular spa or club.

[naemlo]

Originally Posted by Happyman007

Oiii pak, you fast hand fast leg come jkt to get business ya.

Pak, business is bad... so must fast leg, fast hand.

[modusoperandi]

Originally Posted by reborned

Have been going to jkt frequently these 1.5 years. Have been using wechat to hunt. So far mixed results but overall still manage to bonk some FL with quite good quality. Have not tried the popular spa or club.

How much do you usually pay? I got wechat spammed by girls offering this service but havent tried in Jakarta yet.

In Vietnam I had good experiences with wechat incall and it was usually $50-60 U.S. and service pretty good. This is probably second best value in SEA.

[C.I.M]

Tried to book balcony room at Colosseum 1001, was told VIP 1 10jt++ free entry 20 pax.

Ask for anything smaller as we only have 6 pax planing to spend 6 to 7jt on drinks, no reply liao.

Any senior bro can advice me on this

Is VIP 1 the only balcony room at Colosseum?

[Chiochio1]

Originally Posted by womeniser

Hi,

Please give me reviews of Golden Crown Disco regarding:
Entry Fees.
Drink Price.
Ambience.

Bro you may want to do some homework instead of asking those question that posted earlier in the old thread. Senior bros here already answered million times. To make this thread for informative, do your own research first then other bros will be more than willing to chip in their experiences with you 👍🏼

[C.I.M]

Originally Posted by womeniser

Hi,

Please give me reviews of Golden Crown Disco regarding:
Entry Fees.
Drink Price.
Ambience.

U can find what u want to know at

Jakarta100 bars blog

i found a lot of useful info there too