Need help! Brother too big! - Page 5

bigangry · #61 19-02-2011, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Lionrod32

Bro, now we have a real contest lah ...... Should try the thread name to " you big, I bigger ok" ..... Hehehe

I biggest! hahahaha

Ichigo_Kurosaki · #62 19-02-2011, 04:03 PM

The moral of the story is Never Say Yours is Big till You see Moby Dick!

The Blue Whale is 84-96 inches!!!. ...Knn....It can be use as a flag pole! It also has the most semen about 2 hundred gallons a shot !!! 1-shot either one be drown or fly far far away!

As penises go, humans' are not wonders of the animal world. In many mammals, the raccoon, for example–the penis is stiffened with a bone, This is something some crazy men must pay a surgeon to achieve to insert a plastic tube. In size, humans are dwarfed: the bull's is 36 inches, the elephant's 60 inches, the horse is 18 to 24 inches and even a small animal like a pig, domestic/wild has 18 inches

Again, there is no correlation between penile size and lovemaking ability. Men worry mainly about length, whereas women care more for girth.… If a guy is all the way in, up against a girl's cervix, yet there are still 2 inches on the outside, then, these are 2 useless inches, correct? but girth is another matter.....A penis is hardly ever too thick.

evantoh · #63 19-02-2011, 04:11 PM

Contest - who really has a big rod

Reason for this contest;
1) to eliminate different ways or methods of measuring individual rod
2) to eliminate self inflated ego because of individual way of self measurement of rod
3) to eliminate disagreement among samsters
4) to ensure that the rod is as big as what individual said
5)......
6)......

Judge - volunteers from SAM preferably ladies
Method of measuring - to be determined by the judges.
Location/time - TBC
Closing date - TBC

Just for fun........

Johnston · #64 19-02-2011, 04:18 PM

biggest land animal is the elephant so of course the honor of biggest dick go to the elephant! !

newyorker88 · #65 19-02-2011, 04:40 PM

Any brothers dare to say theirs bigger than the elephant's? hahhahaha

Longest I ever seen online is of someone by the name of long john silver.That guy dick can reach the floor. Not joke.

Also there is a tribe in Africa, their dicks are super long, they cover it with a horn or sheath, and it is tighted by a string to their waist.

NextGirl · #66 19-02-2011, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by evantoh

Contest - who really has a big rod

Reason for this contest;
1) to eliminate different ways or methods of measuring individual rod
2) to eliminate self inflated ego because of individual way of self measurement of rod
3) to eliminate disagreement among samsters
4) to ensure that the rod is as big as what individual said
5)......
6)......

Judge - volunteers from SAM preferably ladies
Method of measuring - to be determined by the judges.
Location/time - TBC
Closing date - TBC

Just for fun........

I volunteer to be head judge can? Got lotsa measuring instruments due to my job! Hahaha, very precise ones too!

Paxon · #67 19-02-2011, 05:41 PM

Width seems to be getting bigger and bigger, moving from human to whale, I need an exchange for mine if that size is average.

Radon · #68 19-02-2011, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by fazer6s

You tried one in you before

that's how you know how to penetrate

If that is the only to learn how to penetrate, then you........

sissy · #69 19-02-2011, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by sun814

at first i also thought that 5cm is big, but after measuring mine, found that mine is 19cm in length and 5cm in thickness。

You so proud of your asset.

sun814 · #70 19-02-2011, 09:10 PM

not really, having it has its plus and minus, ex-gfs, fbs and wife love it, but the fls and wls are really scared of it. i even hv landed 2 fbs after they know or saw that i have such a tool.