PRC in (Pasar Road) (Pudu K.L)

[sengseng]

What aging does to you.?

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”

[dyelook]

any more to kill the day, bro sengseng..
damm bored...

[sengseng]

Originally Posted by dyelook

any more to kill the day, bro sengseng..
damm bored...

Revenge
An old man passed by the brothel and the girl said to him: Come, one time only $ 10. As he thought its cheap so he went in. After having sex, she demanded for $ 300. The old man asked why it’s not $10. She replied, u go in n out 30 times so it’s $300. He was furious n returned home but he wanted revenge on her.
Next day he went again n the girl was very happy to see him again. This time he inserted his COCK and remain inside without making any thrusting.
The girl screamed: Quick!
The old man replied I only have $ 5, that’s why I only go in, I dare not come out!!!

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Sex Service
A guy went to Vegas for the first time in his life. He was very curious about the sex services offered there. Through a bellboy, he found the best in town.

When the lady came, he asked, "How much is your service?"

The lady said, "$100 for a hand job."

"What? Why so expensive?" the guy asked in amazement.

The lady pulled the guy to the window and asked him, "Do you see that shiny red Porsche down there? That's what I earned by my hand!"

The guy was convinced and decided to try her service. It was great! So he asked, "What else can you do?"

The lady said, "For $200 I'll give you a blowjob."

"What? That's way too expensive for a blow job!" he replied.

The lady brought him to the window again, and said, "Do you see the restaurant down there? That's what I've earned with my mouth!"

So the guy decided to go for it and gave her $200. It was unbelievable! So he decided he wanted to try the "real" thing. So he asked, "How much for real intercourse?"

The lady pulled him over to the window again, and said, "Do you see that skyscraper there? It would have been mine a long time ago if I had a pussy!"

[dyelook]

Originally Posted by sengseng

Revenge
An old man passed by the brothel and the girl said to him: Come, one time only $ 10. As he thought its cheap so he went in. After having sex, she demanded for $ 300. The old man asked why it’s not $10. She replied, u go in n out 30 times so it’s $300. He was furious n returned home but he wanted revenge on her.
Next day he went again n the girl was very happy to see him again. This time he inserted his COCK and remain inside without making any thrusting.
The girl screamed: Quick!
The old man replied I only have $ 5, that’s why I only go in, I dare not come out!!!

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Sex Service
A guy went to Vegas for the first time in his life. He was very curious about the sex services offered there. Through a bellboy, he found the best in town.

When the lady came, he asked, "How much is your service?"

The lady said, "$100 for a hand job."

"What? Why so expensive?" the guy asked in amazement.

The lady pulled the guy to the window and asked him, "Do you see that shiny red Porsche down there? That's what I earned by my hand!"

The guy was convinced and decided to try her service. It was great! So he asked, "What else can you do?"

The lady said, "For $200 I'll give you a blowjob."

"What? That's way too expensive for a blow job!" he replied.

The lady brought him to the window again, and said, "Do you see the restaurant down there? That's what I've earned with my mouth!"

So the guy decided to go for it and gave her $200. It was unbelievable! So he decided he wanted to try the "real" thing. So he asked, "How much for real intercourse?"

The lady pulled him over to the window again, and said, "Do you see that skyscraper there? It would have been mine a long time ago if I had a pussy!"

damm... you sure makes my day... thanks...

[sengseng]

Originally Posted by dyelook

damm... you sure makes my day... thanks...

Let me Share something with you.
Things you may know or may not know.
Body Language : EYE FLIRTATION
1.) Winking the right eye – I LOVE YOU
2.) Winking the Left eye – I hate you
3.) Winking both eyes ( From Right to Left)– Yes
4.) Winking both eyes at Once- We are watched
5.) Winking right eye twice –I am engaged
6.) Dropping the eyelids- May I kiss you
7.) Raising the Eyebrows –Kiss Me
8.) Closing left eye slowly- Try and Love me
9.) Closing right eye slowly – You are beautiful
10.) Covering both eyes with both hands.-Bye Bye
11.) Placing right forefinger to the right eye.- Do you love me.
12.) Placing left forefinger to the left eye-May I C U Home
13.) Placing right forefinger to the left eye.- You are handsome.
14.) Placing left 3rd finger to the left eye. –So are you.
15.) Placing right little finger to the right eye.- Aren’t you ashamed?

** Use your eyes as your personal radar and have fun.

[Sonica]

Originally Posted by sengseng

Let me Share something with you.
Things you may know or may not know.
Body Language : EYE FLIRTATION
1.) Winking the right eye – I LOVE YOU
2.) Winking the Left eye – I hate you
3.) Winking both eyes ( From Right to Left)– Yes
4.) Winking both eyes at Once- We are watched
5.) Winking right eye twice –I am engaged
6.) Dropping the eyelids- May I kiss you
7.) Raising the Eyebrows –Kiss Me
8.) Closing left eye slowly- Try and Love me
9.) Closing right eye slowly – You are beautiful
10.) Covering both eyes with both hands.-Bye Bye
11.) Placing right forefinger to the right eye.- Do you love me.
12.) Placing left forefinger to the left eye-May I C U Home
13.) Placing right forefinger to the left eye.- You are handsome.
14.) Placing left 3rd finger to the left eye. –So are you.
15.) Placing right little finger to the right eye.- Aren’t you ashamed?

** Use your eyes as your personal radar and have fun.

Sengkor,
I went there on Sat night, saw Panjang and he told me very windy ;5 were invited back to eat kurry rice earlier. He told me got 01 new Mongolian Milkmaid but din manage to see her dat night. Do you know which one?

[dyelook]

Originally Posted by Sonica

Sengkor,
I went there on Sat night, saw Panjang and he told me very windy ;5 were invited back to eat kurry rice earlier. He told me got 01 new Mongolian Milkmaid but din manage to see her dat night. Do you know which one?

Mongolia milkmaid?
where where where?

[sengseng]

Originally Posted by Sonica

Sengkor,
I went there on Sat night, saw Panjang and he told me very windy ;5 were invited back to eat kurry rice earlier. He told me got 01 new Mongolian Milkmaid but din manage to see her dat night. Do you know which one?

Yup! Saw her selling Mongolian Milk last week. Uncle Wong and Ah Sheong tried oredi said very Yummy woh. Charges 80 sen per cup only. Refill no extra Charge. You want her # you better call Ah Sheong cos I din jot down her ctc. Anyway a big storm is brewing up these coming days so be on red alert if you want to go up the stairway to heaven.

[sengseng]

Originally Posted by dyelook

Mongolia milkmaid?
where where where?

Taikor ! The same farm where you discovered Monica and Tina.

[dyelook]

Originally Posted by sengseng

Taikor ! The same farm where you discovered Monica and Tina.

sifu.... you want me to go back into red alert in the same chicken hut ah?
now old liao leh, scared mib knock door this time i might not be able to be calm silent and hence let out a FART...

[pomrakthai]

Originally Posted by sengseng

Taikor ! The same farm where you discovered Monica and Tina.

Taikor sengseng,

Watching the video I can smell milk

[sengseng]

Originally Posted by pomrakthai

sengseng,

Watching the video I can smell milk

You must have a very sensitive organic nose.
Are you born in Sep (Nai Nai Month.) Kekeke
Aiyah! Just place an order and pay 80sen you will have the real thing lor.
Maybe the milk will taste so so dey.

Do you like Geography?
[B]THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa... half discovered , half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 23 and 30 a woman is like America... well developed and open to trade, especially for high financed investors.

Between 31 and 45 a woman is like India... very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty

Between 46 and 55 a woman is like France... gently aging but sensual,
with an appreciation for the finer things

Between 56 and 60 she is like Yugoslavia... lost the war, haunted by past mistakes and in need of massive reconstruction

Between 61 and 70 she is like Russia... wide and unpatrolled borders, with a frigid climate that keeps people away

Between 70 and 80 a woman is like Mongolia... a long, glorious and all-conquering past, but not much of a future

From 80 on, a woman is like Afghanistan... everyone knows where it is,
but no one wants to go there

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 15 and 80 a man is like Iraq... ruled by a dick (tator)

[sengseng]

Originally Posted by dyelook

sifu.... you want me to go back into red alert in the same chicken hut ah?
now old liao leh, scared mib knock door this time i might not be able to be calm silent and hence let out a FART...

So dun eat so many Fun She drink more milk then no Farting lor.
My 2 kailooi now back in Harbin make fun of me; playing in the snow.
How I wish I am the snowman between them. Biznes is bad this year if not I would have follow them back and now having fun with Little Snow in the snow snow. Aiyah! Mo Pan Fatt lor.

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Teeth
A little boy & a little girl are playing doctor behind a barn. They are both bear butt naked. The little boy's mom comes around the corner, and catches them. She grabs her son by the arm, and drags him to the house. Spanking him the whole way. When they get back to the house she sits him down, and says to the little boy "don't be messing' with those little girls vaginas. They got teeth down there, and they'll bit off anything that get near it. " Well the little boy grows up still thinking' this. He gets to high school. He falls in love. 17 Years old, and still a virgin. Now he's 21, and he asks he's girl friend to marry him. Still a virgin. He's 24, it's he's wedding night, and he's still a virgin. They go on there honey moon, and now their in bed. Their foolin' around. When he gets off he rolls over and turns off the light. His wife says " wy, wy, wy, just a minute aren't we going to have sex? " He says "No, my mom done told me about you women, ya'll got teeth in ya'lls vaginas. " She says "No I don't, if you don't believe me turn on the light and look." So, he turns on the light and she shows him. She says "Well?" He says "No wonder you aint got no teeth, look at the shape your gums are in "

[pipipupupi]

hello bros, im gg KL soon. any hotels to recommend that is near these happening places?

[sengseng]

Originally Posted by pipipupupi

hello bros, im gg KL soon. any hotels to recommend that is near these happening places?

You can choose between 1-3 . Its a Stone throw away or walkng distance.

1.) 2 Star Singapore Hotel 2.) 3Star Aseania Hotel 3.) Richmore Hotel :5Star