Hunting VBs or Vietbus in Vietnam.

[Hurricane88]

Originally Posted by williamtkk

If I am not the sexpert u suspect. You might have given a beginner too much accolades.

a beginner will not be able to decipher the tv posted by hoian...also your example of bag gave you away to me...somehow all these so familiar 5 years ago...old habits die hard...always so calculative..

anyway have fun guiding newbies since you started this thread...dun think many will learn much from just reading...

[MIFAcafe]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

a beginner will not be able to decipher the tv posted by hoian...also your example of bag gave you away to me...somehow all these so familiar 5 years ago...old habits die hard...always so calculative..

Already 2 years I cannot translate the tieng viet from hoian.

[williamtkk]

Anyway thanks for the accolade,

[hoian]

LOL... what an honour to meet a sexpert.

While I think williamtkk has his own unique ways, which seem to work for him, I have my own ways, too.

He goes for quantity, I go pretty much for quality. No right, no wrong... just to each his own.

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

hoian...you met an sexpert....his tv is pretty good...

[JohnWuSeh]

Must say it is interesting read. Ahn, if I were u, I try a balance approach. There is a big divide between quality n quantity. Will's approach is more bang for buck.

[mifa]

Well done, you are like me during my first year starting out with VBs, you actually done better. I still rem the first time sifu bring me to Cafe, i had to use a stack of money to comb my hair to attract VBs.

Now VBs just automatically fall in love with me when they see me, special thanks to H88 sifu for teaching and giving me this chance, thanks sifu.

Girls love men to lie to them. (Girls cannot handle the truth)

Girls like men to treat them badly. (贱骨头）

Try it, you will be surprise of the result.

PS: Not applicable to dumb ass like Hoian whom have a fantasy of treating a girl nicely will result in "happily ever after".
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Originally Posted by williamtkk

Learning makes perfect. Here more sharing for your learning......

Have you heard of "managing expectation".

Since many readers of this thread are still very poor in tieng viet or worse dunno tieng viet at all. Better to do the following:

Prior to arrival, tell her to inform her family that you have very very very little knowledge of tieng viet or none at all. Then use sign language when you meet them, whether or not you understand some tieng viet, dont use any tieng viet infront of them, act blur. Just remember to buy half dozen cans of beer for her dad hahaha.

Unless your tieng viet is already good, by all means use it, but when still poor, never utter it infront of her family, save the hassle.

Let me repeat. Meeting her family is not a big deal in Vietnam. Dunno tieng viet infront of her family is also no big deal. Your enemy is yourself, the more scared you are, the more you wont dare to try. Dont dare try means less bonking opportunity.

[hoian]

Clone alert!

Originally Posted by mifa

...mifa = clone.....

[Hurricane88]

Originally Posted by hoian

Clone alert!

in my thread he dare not to be nasty...now if he posts in my thread...we zap ah...

[MIFAcafe]

Originally Posted by hoian

Clone alert!

He copied from my previous forum but added the PS. Once a clone forever a clone.

[williamtkk]

The only way people end up with low quantity is when they limit themselves to certain locality, places, language etc such that the supply is limited. With limited supply, price naturally goes up.

[dikk]

Bros, I keep hearing cafés. Can you give some example of the so called cafés ard HCM? Thanks.

[Summerhillt]

Originally Posted by williamtkk

Nope, I am not an accountant but I study Economics. This is macro economy in its micro form. Here something for you to ponder.

I bought 200k wallet for her, then I bonked her, then she sent me to airport savings me 175k

1) From my point of view : I bonked her for 200k -150k = 25 kdong only or USD$1

2) Form her point of view : She got bonked, instead of taking the usual 100k from me for her motobike petrol, she got the higher valued 200k gift, and her petrol cost to airport is negligible because her workplace is nearby the airport.

3) From taxi driver point of view, no customer going to airport, wait for other customers, nothing to lose

4) For wallet seller : a customer buying wallet, profit can cover some cost of business

See, no one lose. Power of economics.

Hahahah! Brother why last time I study that time my lecturer never explain econs likes this? Always had a hard time grasping that subject. Please lah bro send your resume to ntu business sch!!

[mifa]

When I first enter HCM. I cannot speak TV. Back then I am 45yr and 92Kg, I got my first HCM gf she 21 year old.

Now my gf 19 yr old..... Next one if I successful is 17

Once I drank with 5 girls in a cafe. The manager say first time see a man turn his cafe into ktv. Total bill V557k. Manager even point out to me the girl he like, so I don't disturb her girl too much. Haha. (His gal also drink with me)

I ask all the gals make a video. So cute.

[hornyhubby]

Wah bro....SALUTE

The older you get , the younger (the girl ).u get !

You are as old as you THINK you are !

[globetrotter07]

Originally Posted by williamtkk

My direct answer is "NO". My translator and Zalo can not translate your sentence.

However, the person using zalo and any translator can figure it out. Here is 2 options to do it

Option A :

Step 1) Reply to the vietbus with this message <cut and paste will do the trick>

[I]"Anh moi hoc tieng viet, em viet cau co dau (dau hoi dau sach, dau nga ...) cho phan dich duoc"

Bros, any recommended translator other than google translate? Tried a couple of simple phrases like "A nói j" - it sucks. Thanks.