I was Naive (Story)

[Starter]

Originally Posted by ris2099

But my one is no good. frst one is ons w/ my crush but after that she never talk to me again. dunno why. teh next one kinda blackmailed into doing it. kinda stupid really.

Were you too forceful, some girls like it some girls don't

[Starter]

The next day I met Jasmine and Ann at the station, before going to the terminal to meet up with Felicia. We seated on the side bench and waited for Ah Kai to arrive, Yes he was late. It was 10 mins later, that I saw a familiar figure, Seriously I did know if it was Ah Kai.

he had a head of blonde hair, and he was shaking as he walked, but the most important point was his movement, he was walking towards us his arm swaying high on the sides, Called that the qi bah li, sah bah luk. 720-360 (Ah Beng Style of walking)

Me: Wah Kai, Dye hair ah.

Kai: bo (no) lah, this one is bleach not dye , must bleach then will golden.

Ah Kai pulls a Lianish girl to his side: My stead Evelyn, Chio hor.

Let me describe Ah Kai's Gf for all, typical ah lian, don't look at people even when we talk. ( bloody attitude) B cup breast and bad proportions with thick legs. Anything I can say good is she got a big mouth and ass.

Me: Chio, chio.

Ah kai pull me aside: Eh Pai seh, after lunch I got to go.

Me: so fast?

Ah Kai Cross his fingers and slaps his palm together: I want to go home, Pok Pok. (sound made by hand)

Me: okok

Ah Kai: Don't worry I will ask Evelyn intro her sisters to you one.

Before I could say anything a voice shouted behind us, It was Evelyn.

Evelyn: Si Char bor, Gin simi Gin (stupid woman, see what see)

[shinozuke]

Originally Posted by ris2099

But my one is no good. frst one is ons w/ my crush but after that she never talk to me again. dunno why. teh next one kinda blackmailed into doing it. kinda stupid really.

Wah blackmail seh. Wanna share your story bro?

In a new thread of coz

[Starter]

Originally Posted by shinozuke

Wah blackmail seh. Wanna share your story bro?

In a new thread of coz

actually hor i also interested

[blade]

keep it going! wonderful story.. reminds me of the good old days..

[98188729]

Originally Posted by Starter

actually hor i also interested

Ya sia blackmailing sounds like quite a story sia

[Starter]

Originally Posted by 98188729

Ya sia blackmailing sounds like quite a story sia

u Zhao sai!!!!

[98188729]

Originally Posted by Starter

u Zhao sai!!!!

hahahahaha bo la i agree with you only

[Starter]

When we look back, Evelyn has already walked towards Jasmine.

Evelyn: Why? never see Chio bu before is it?

I had the urge to hold back and see how Jasmine will react but I did not as I knew the next that will react is Felicia.

It was too late Felicia had stood up, as I pull Ah kai and raced towards them.

Felicia: Lian eh, che Dai chi ah! ( Hey , you looking for trouble)

Ah Kai pull Evelyn back as I stood in front of the girls.

The Girls were so loud that they alerted the Ah Bengs in the neighbourhood, but I guess they have set their eyes on Ah Kai one he got off the bus. The group surrounds us and I knew some of them, and one of them is called Sheng.

Sheng: Eh Simi Dai chi? (Got any problem?)

Me: Bo Dai Chi ( no issues here), they playing only we all friends

Sheng looks at Ah Kai and back to me: Your friend ah.

Me: Yah

Sheng: KNN Sibei Qiao,( very arrogant) ask him don't find trouble here.

Me: okok

The Gang move off and this was the norm then if you know the people in the Gang there as long as you are not there to find trouble , mostly they won't find yours, but if you don't know them then good luck.

[Starter]

Evelyn was clearly still staring at Felicia, I shot a look at Ah Kai and he started to talk to Evelyn. we could hear Evelyn telling him that Jasmine stared at her first in a "Teh" voice. (really hair stand)

Ah Kai: So which one your GF, not bad ah I have u also have.

Me: All 3 my GF.

Ah kai: Eh, don't play lah. Which one?

Me: you don't believe I also cannot do anything, let's go eat then you can go home.

Ah Kai nodded, and we went to the coffeeshop. The neighbourhood Ah Bengs still had 2 fellow shadowing us, but since we did not find any trouble it was fine.

On the journey I saw Ah Kai holding Evelyn waist and I went up to Jasmine and did the same, she tried to push me off but I whisper to her: Don't let me lose face.

In the end she relented

We reached the coffeeshop to have lunch or try to have lunch in this instance. After we sat down it was clear the Evelyn was still staring and Jasmine and Felicia, but most of the times she will take her powder box and keep powdering her face.

Me: Kai, you take powder nowadays ah?

Kai: No lah, I never touch drugs.

Me: you sure or not? (I used my eye to ask Ah Kai to look at Evelyn)

We both laugh, and I was sure Evelyn did catch what I was saying.

I did not know why maybe I did it for the girls but I just could not stop.

Me: Eh Evelyn ah,

Evelyn looked at me.

Me: So thick won't crack ah?

Evelyn stood up and stormed off.

I told Ah Kai sorry I was just joking and he say it's ok, ah Kai ran after Evelyn and I think to myself. ( Sorry Ah Kai maybe later no pok pok)

The girls had a good laugh, and I saw Jasmine looking at me. After that we decided to pack lunch home to eat.

[IceSpearz]

nice story bro continue ah... and yes i am been around all the time LOL

[naked123]

LOL sibei guailan

nowadays we say mackup so thick you go slap her face sure explosion

[IceSpearz]

LOL actually i still say to some gals with thick make up

"ehhh siao lian eh make up so thick later i take hammer n hammer ur face dunno whether can crack anot"

LOL

[0oSkylineo0]

Originally Posted by Starter

We reached the coffeeshop to have lunch or try to have lunch in this instance. After we sat down it was clear the Evelyn was still staring and Jasmine and Felicia, but most of the times she will take her powder box and keep powdering her face.

Me: Kai, you take powder nowadays ah?

Kai: No lah, I never touch drugs.

Me: you sure or not? (I used my eye to ask Ah Kai to look at Evelyn)

We both laugh, and I was sure Evelyn did catch what I was saying.

I did not know why maybe I did it for the girls but I just could not stop.

Me: Eh Evelyn ah,

Evelyn looked at me.

Me: So thick won't crack ah?

sibei laolan sia! LMAO!!! dont know when kena slap the powder enough to bake cake or not! those were the damn lians back then... act one seh, good to pah but nothing inside...

[Starter]

We went back to my home and it was a noisy affair, the girls could not stop discussing over the issue.

Jasmine: Lawrence, Please stay away from your friend and don't be like him.

Me: Orh, but Ah Kai is not that bad lah.

Felicia: I also want to dye my hair one leh

Jasmine shot a look at Felicia.

Felicia: You big you say what then what lor?

Me: Big?

Felicia: Yah lor, Jasmine is your big wife, I am second wife and Ann is your third wife.

Me: Then not I biggest meh?

Jasmine: You wish!

Me: So you admit you my wife lah.

Jasmine shot a look at me, as I smile and shook my head

Me: I think I know how you all get who be big and who be small. (It was obvious they did it by age but I had something else in mind.)

Felicia: Idiot you so clever, but actually very obvious hor

Me: Yah lor you all set by breast size mah Jasmine smallest, Felicia bigger, then Ann biggest.

I ran off after the statement and I ran into a dead end in my room, the girls surround me as I hide on my bed with my pillow covering me. They hit me with their fist, not painful at all just knocking.I was grabbed and pulled whomever was within my reach and we ended up panting on the bed, all 4 of us but without sex