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[plmnc]

Hi guys,

Some FR of the girls I tried from escort agencies (outcall to hotel) in BKK.

i won't go into the details like showering and the SOP stuff but here is my FRs in case u bros wanna try escort agencies there.

Name: Katie from BKKhotescort
Face: 8/10 (looks like the pic on the website)
Figure: 7/10 (not slim but not fat)
Height: 160+?
Boobs: C cup
Skin: fair
BBBJ: 7/10
FJ: 7/10
AR: 8/10 (accommodating)
Attitude: 10/10 (very friendly and naughty..want to masturbate and cum for me to see...lol)
Damage: 5k for 3hrs + 1k tip


Name: Nok from BKKgoldescorts
Face: 5/10 (does not look like pic on website at all)
Figure: 8/10 (slim)
Height: 160+?
Boobs: C cup
Skin: dark
BBBJ: 10/10!!! (this one i really have to give it to her....very gd)
FJ: 7/10
AR: never try
Attitude: 7/10 (friendly)
Damage: 6k for 2hrs

In my honest opinion, i feel that escorts agencies are hit and miss for me. But if i do go back again. I may try some other escort agencies other than the above-mentioned 2. Just one more things for bros, if you wanna outcall, maybe try calling in the afternoon because if the girls come at night...you will have to go counter and sign them in...

i also tried some massage parlors..will go update the massage thread separately later...

[naemlo]

Copied from my Hanoi posting, amended and pasted here.

Rules of Engagement.

Received a lot of PM and went out with some samsters in BKK. This posting is not direct at any person but just Naemlo's rules of engagement.

For PM,
1. Do not ask me for gers' contacts. I am not a pimp or OKT.
2. Do not ask me questions which can be found in this thread. Example, "What is barfine?", "What is Nana?"
3. Do not happy happy ask for my mobile. State the reason.

Misc,
1. Do not tell me eat anything. Tell me straight what you want to eat.
2. Do not tell me cheong anywhere. Tell me what you want. I encountered a few times, commented the place is boring.
3. Do not call me last min. Inform me earlier cause I myself also have my own life.
4. Do not call me after 9. I seldom cheong and I have a normal life in BKK. I have to work during normal office hour while you are here for short business trip or tour. You can dun sleep for few days.
5. If you call me and my mobile is off means I am in oversea.

Bear in mind the following, so dun ask me what to do. You tell me what you want.

1. Local Agogo starts about 8pm and closes at about 2am. Weekend is packed with Thai horny men. Dun expect the gers to speak Cambridge English. It will be more like chicken and duck.

Bonk is about 1500 THB for ST, 2000THB for LT, barfine included.
Beer abt 100-150THB big bottle

2. Foreign Agogo starts at about 7pm and closes at about 1am. Gers are definitely prettier and more expensive. Most speak a bit of English.

Bonk is 2000 THB for ST and 4000 for LT. Barfine abt 600-800.
Beer abt 100-150THB small bottle

3. G-club starts at about 9pm and ends about 2am. Gers are attractive and most speaks English. Normally ger will not go hotel but u can try your luck or be robert, visit her often then u will get a hot date.

Member starts from 10k-50kTHB depending on package.
Gers whole night as in the joint will be about 4500THB.
You can barfine her out abt 4500THB and she can go anywhere except your hotel.

4. Most Pubs and Disco start at about 8pm. Crowds start about 9-10pm and closes at abt 2am.

Bonk is 2000-5000THB, ST or LT
ONS is free
A bottle of Black Label about 2000-4000THB. Mixture abt 50THB

5. Whore place, along Sukumvit...

Bonk is 1500-4000THB, ST or LT

6. Massage palour starts abt 3pm closes at about midnight.

Bonk is abt 1500-7000THB

In Thailand, most hotels dun allow thai ger to stay overnight with a foreign man in the hotel room. Recommend you check with Tim from ThaiHotelDiscounts.com

Important : There is no reason why I should be a host to a stranger or waste my time entertaining a stranger who is in BKK for short trip. So show some sincerely, buy me the first meal or drinks. The next will be shared. BTW, unless it suits my schedule I will join and cheong together else my personal life is more important than hosting a stranger.

Super duper highly important : You can always dun look for me if you are unwilling to pay for it or stick to my rules. Less 1 entertainment, won't hurt me. I want to touch Thai ger, I can hug anytime. There are a few samsters staying in BKK, they should be kind enough to look after you. You can look for them instead. Example, indianmagicoil, norice

If u got my contact and we have not met, remember this, I am not a staff from BKK cheongster call center. Do not call me and ask where to get a good F.

Will amend or add more details as time goes by.

[indianmagicoil]

Originally Posted by naemlo

I seldom cheong and I have a normal life in BKK. I have to work during normal office hour while you are here for short business trip or tour. You can dun sleep for few days.

Really? I didn't know...

Originally Posted by naemlo

5. Whore place, along Sukumvit...

Yah hor... what is a "whore place along Suk"?

Originally Posted by naemlo

You can always dun look for me if you are unwilling to pay for it. There are a few samsters staying in BKK. You can look for them instead. Example, indianmagicoil, norice

Hey! Never see this! No wonder always get random PM now-a-days... I also got normal life in Bangkok one u know.... but also willing to organize sex tour for the right price!

[naemlo]

Originally Posted by indianmagicoil

Rbut also willing to organize sex tour for the right price!

Slow down, I amending my rules....

[oreochcolate]

First newbie here reporting from Bangkok. Been here for 2 days and tried 2 massage parlours, a kapok near emporium, and bar fined a girl from bacarra agogo. Would like to give a lowdown on all my experiences for all other newbies and seniors.

Poisedon
My first exp with an mp. Look around the fish bowl and nothing attracts me at first sight. Finally settled for a syt dressed in sexy pink number. I was not disappointed. First impression of the room is, what a big ass bathtub, something you will never get in sg. Service time is 2hrs, so the lady really takes her time to clean you up. The sex was good as well, just that its 1 shot only, and it feels like her aim was to make me shoot as fast as possible. I was still satisfied though, and the damage was 2000baht plus some tips.

Natree
There are actually 2 natrees, one for massage and the other for boom boom. Of course I went to the latter. And wow, really lots of girls to choose. You will be sure to find someone that suits your taste. The girls are seated on sofas, not behind glass panels like fishbowls, and you walk around the room to take a look at them. It almost feels as if you Are on catwalk for the girls. Another plus is the papasans there speak English and mandarin, and the most approachable out of the 3 mps I visited. Picked a lady who was the most proactive in waving to visitors and I thought she would be very naughty in bed. I was not disappointed again. The room is a little old but acceptable if you are not fussy. Damage was 2600baht plus tips.

Emanualle
This is the most posh mp out of the 3. Been here for the past 2 days but
didn't pick any girl. Not that there is anything wrong with the lineup. On my first day, I just wanted to take a look at poisedon first cos there was nothing that attracted me at first sight, and I didn't see my dream girl. You know, those that you see on thaimassagemodel website. On the 2nd day, I thought I saw my girl but then I hesitated becos she looked little different from her studio pics. End up somebody picked her to have a drink at the sofa. Only then when I saw her tag did I confirm that it is her. Lesson learnt, dont hesitate. Nvm, I'll be back for her tml.

One kapok outlet near emporium, forgot name Liao
Picked a sty and gel massage for 1 hr, was not disappointed. Girl was really young, should be still in school and most working part time. Did not know how to tell reception that I wanted body2body, and didn't see anything close to it on the menu. But the dmg for this is only 1150, as compared to other much more expensive options, so I pretty much expected what I was given, which was a massage fully clothed ending with a hj.

Bacarra
First exp of agogo. No cover charges, just walk in, grab a seat and drink, and watch the ladies. I was waiting for one lady to come and say hello to me, cos I thought a lady would only Approach you if she has some liking for you. True indeed there was a lady who came onto me. She was all over me in quick time and wanted me to buy her a drink. Bought her one, and 5 mins later popped the short time question. Barfine was 600b, and she told me st was 2000b. But then guess what, after she came back with me to my hotel, she upped her price to 3000b. I was reluctant at first but lan lan give in to her. Then she wanted payment upfront, another mistake. I misfired because of too much shooting in the day. She did not put in much effort either, i was doing the work most of the time. Attitude changed after money was in her wallet, I guess she wanted to go back and hook another carrot like me. I shouldn't have taken the 1st girl that pounced on me. The girls in the bar far outnumber the guys. I should have taken my time. Damage in the end was 3000 plus drinks.

To all seniors, sorry for boring you with such details, and flame me all you want for being a carrot cake. But it's ok la, treat it as school fees lor. To all newbies, I realized that the best way to learn is to go and experience it yourself. Do your research well and take on the adventure!

[Rub&Buah]

Nowadays nana & cow boys gals are getting more & more spoil.2000bht st&4000bht lt seems to be the standard asking now.better to spend your hard earn cash at tulip,mango that kind of massage palour just go drinking with friends in the night to look see the gogos only.

My last trip to Bangkok last year before I head to pattaya a big boobs dark looking issarn babe keep smiling & flirting with me on stage at shark.I called a down for a drink she ask me a few question which waiting for her drink to arrive.japanese?no from Singapore.can u speak Thai?I ask y?becos my English no good.ok I talk thai with her.u wan barfine me we go party?ok I pay bar for j & offer lt 2500 baht.no 3000bht short time & lt 5000bhti stunned but reply,I'm not 1st time in Bangkok.she give me the fuck up look,say go wash room.k cannot be bother but she just go to the table opposite me &throw herself at so e ugly looking ang mo,sit on his lap,put his hand on her breast & French kiss this guy.her drink arrive,I just told the waitress,u have to cancel this drink.the lady she go wash room but just look over there,she is sitting with another man even before her drink arrive & thT guy is not even buying a drink yet?

The waitress kinda look at her & give a piss off look at her direction.but she cancel her drink took the chit away & before I leave for sahara,give her some tip which she appreciate and say the lady is no good.

I smile & leave with my buddy while the waitress say sorry thank u boss.

[Yokosi]

Originally Posted by Rub&Buah

Nowadays nana & cow boys gals are getting more & more spoil.2000bht st&4000bht lt seems to be the standard asking now.

better to spend your hard earn cash at tulip,mango that kind of massage palour

just go drinking with friends in the night to look see the gogos only.

.

Damn !. You are 100% utterly correct and i totally agreed to your 3 comments above.

For a long time, me oredi damn damn damn sian of NEP and SC. Just go there and look see, drink a bit, and the boredom of it all with these 2 places made me even more displeased with the mercenary agogo ladies, expensive prices, high bar fines, lousy seen before shows, and buy me LDs from mamasan.

[naemlo]

Originally Posted by Yokosi

For a long time, me oredi damn damn damn sian of NEP and SC.

These places r good to go once in a blue moon or you r a tourist, short visit. All the employees are out to suck your money every seconds.

[Soopafly]

Originally Posted by naemlo

These places r good to go once in a blue moon or you r a tourist, short visit. All the employees are out to suck your money every seconds.

They can suck my money, but they better suck on my 3" mini me, too

[NobleEagle]

Originally Posted by indianmagicoil

No wonder always get random PM now-a-days... I also got normal life in Bangkok one u know.... but also willing to organize sex tour for the right price!

Bro naemlo, Indianmagicoil & norice, can you organize a sex tour for me in Pattaya? I dont know how to find bar beers and walking street!

I will be there next week, lots of "nam pla" & "somtum" on me if you guys happens to go there or able to go there to chill out

Originally Posted by Soopafly

They can suck my money, but they better suck on my 3" mini me, too

Including those oba-san and monster ladyboys too?

Originally Posted by leaseoflife

Ya boy.... went down to Neverland a couple of months ago with some kakis... one bloody LD costs $60!! S$60 = 1400bht (almost 10 LDs worth in LOS).

yea its crazy in Sillypore now, now they dun just stop at one waterfall and even change the LDs tactic from waterfall to just one simple cocktail but at the same ridicules price of $60 to con those that just simply avoid waterfall drinks and thinking a simple cocktail wont be so much..im one of those that fell for it the first time when i was somewat pissed drunk that time, worst part is that I ordered 2 for them seeing that they stayed long without any drinks and as long as its not waterfall damage should not be much...silly noob'o me...

Originally Posted by ahtecklim

I will set up booth on my next trip to Bangkok and Pattaya. I wll name the place and time frame (45-60min?) I wil be there in a certain agogo. Anyone want to join must buy 1kB coupon to be issued by ATL Co., Ltd that can be used at the subsequent agogos. Once the money run out , you are on your own.............. Like my Songkran offer in Pattaya.

Bro ahtecklim, can I volunteer to be the Ojisan doing coyote dancing so I can get free LDs?

Originally Posted by naemlo

U want model?? In Thailand, I know many models cos there r tons of magazines in Thailand, a small column with a photo of the ger, she is called model leow. I also know FHM models, they are very expensive but still they have 1 normal pussy.

haha so true, 10 years ago i happens to buy one magazine and teased my friend's friend's thai friends whether they know of a MP with such quality and they actually brought us to one MP & lo and behold she was really there in person but at the cost of 5600baht whch was really expensive during the time where LT was just only 1500baht max...we just sat near to her and tease that model showing her the magazine saying her pic more beautiful, she teased back ask us go to toilet and pcc with her pic haha

[yinyang]

Originally Posted by NobleEagle

can you organize a sex tour for me in Pattaya? I dont know how to find bar beers and walking street!
I will be there next week, lots of "nam pla" & "somtum" on me if you guys happens to go there or able to go there to chill out

Bro, you phoot len. How can anybody miss out beer bars and walking st in Patts? Whole town is full of beer bars, and you couldn't but bump into 1 at every corner.

Aiyah, thai discos here a big rip off (err, wrote off awhile back). Even if you wanted a slice of thailand with just music, you get harrased by vultures (aka GROs). Mass sms invite with the typical "miss you" and "why you not come" (I prefer cum). With many ah siah kias laundering money. And NS boys blur2, kena KC

[NobleEagle]

Originally Posted by yinyang

Bro, you phoot len. How can anybody miss out beer bars and walking st in Patts? Whole town is full of beer bars, and you couldn't but bump into 1 at every corner.

Aiyah, thai discos here a big rip off (err, wrote off awhile back). Even if you wanted a slice of thailand with just music, you get harrased by vultures (aka GROs). Mass sms invite with the typical "miss you" and "why you not come" (I prefer cum). With many ah siah kias laundering money. And NS boys blur2, kena KC

haha yea true i'm just looking for some kakis to chill out as I happens to be there alone next week hehe

lol so true esp. on the mass sms messages...amusing part is that in another forum i read those foolish youngsters scolding those that goes to Thai Discos and not buying LDs for the girls even though they stayed long and some even left without buying any LDs, saying the girls here poor thing have to survive on LDs to make a living and have LDs quota to hit blah blah...pengz lol

[mikemike]

Originally Posted by NobleEagle

haha yea true i'm just looking for some kakis to chill out as I happens to be there alone next week hehe

lol so true esp. on the mass sms messages...amusing part is that in another forum i read those foolish youngsters scolding those that goes to Thai Discos and not buying LDs for the girls even though they stayed long and some even left without buying any LDs, saying the girls here poor thing have to survive on LDs to make a living and have LDs quota to hit blah blah...pengz lol

Well said bro, they probably talking someone like me..lol..as i visit TD in sg only for cheap beer during HH without buying any LDs but ONE flower ($20) max..hihihi. Btw now they even have a joint call Funky Villa near neil road (100% nonrelated to the bkk club) with the same logo and colour..haizzz

[NobleEagle]

Originally Posted by mikemike

Well said bro, they probably talking someone like me..lol..as i visit TD in sg only for cheap beer during HH without buying any LDs but ONE flower ($20) max..hihihi. Btw now they even have a joint call Funky Villa near neil road (100% nonrelated to the bkk club) with the same logo and colour..haizzz

wow really? i bet its also missing the 5:1 ratio of syts girls to men and have the same stupid concept of hang flowers and LDs at $60 even though the real one is actually a pure disco only

[luckylurker]

Reasons why TD patrons buy flower/ld/waterfall/tower are many; Sg men are

rich AND feel that money is too easy to come by (easy come easy go).

bored and loveless because of all the CMI local materialistic girls / SPGs who only like Angmo dick.

naive to think the puyings fly here to find husbands (there are exceptions though, eventually) and refuse to acknowledge that they are here only for one thing.

And even when they are no longer rich, bored to death in TDs and realize that they will probably never find love there, continue to do it as old habits die hard.

It's a long road with a deep hole at the end. But at least the journey can be happy.

But who are we to judge?