Drunk stages and Drunk shit done

[sexcision]

Originally Posted by Rickey

Yahor, cum to think of it ..tats strange...tis bro is correct...can't imagine how a girl is able to screw a guy ??..hehe..i tot it is always the other way round..the girl gets screwed by the guy is more likely

I guess it's all about perspective. When you are screwed at work by your boss, it doesn't literally means he fucked ur ass right?
I believe she meant that she is the one that is taking the initiative and basically raping that poor guy.

[Rickey]

Originally Posted by sexcision

I guess it's all about perspective. When you are screwed at work by your boss, it doesn't literally means he fucked ur ass right?
I believe she meant that she is the one that is taking the initiative and basically raping that poor guy.

Yah, depends on whether the word is used figuratively or literally... literally or physically there is no way a girl can screw a guy .. haha..tats for sure.. . but most of the time it is used literally where sex is concerned in a sex forum such as tis.. not sure if there is a term to describe it when the girl is taking the lead n bullying the guy sexually...

[Vivienne]

Originally Posted by sg50

Long Island tea comes in bottle?
You screwed him or he screwed you lol

Ehhh not screwed him literally but fucked.

Was just touching myself, he heard some squishy sound, watched awhile and got on top of me... don’t need to explain the rest la huh... haha

[Annene]

Originally Posted by Vivienne

Ehhh not screwed him literally but fucked.

Was just touching myself, he heard some squishy sound, watched awhile and got on top of me... don’t need to explain the rest la huh... haha

Share leh, love to hear the juicy details

[thedevil666]

was out in a party with my buddies. jio-ed a female friend to join us in the club. it was my first time meeting her also (knew her from tinder). i was the first to get high and knocked out that night. when my friends and her went back to the hotel rooms that we have pre-booked, i still have some clear thinking to cock block my friends not to sleep with her. yes.. i'm such a "good friend" right?

end up all slept in my room even though each bro have his own room. sleep until late morning everyone went back to their own room left me and her. only 1 thing happened next..

[sexcision]

Originally Posted by thedevil666

was out in a party with my buddies. jio-ed a female friend to join us in the club. it was my first time meeting her also (knew her from tinder). i was the first to get high and knocked out that night. when my friends and her went back to the hotel rooms that we have pre-booked, i still have some clear thinking to cock block my friends not to sleep with her. yes.. i'm such a "good friend" right?

end up all slept in my room even though each bro have his own room. sleep until late morning everyone went back to their own room left me and her. only 1 thing happened next..

Hmmm since u are knocked out. How u know nothing happened between the lady and ur friend?

[178noobnoob]

Just last year, with the help of alcohol, managed to know that 2 ladies in my ex-company like me.
‘A’’ who is already attached, ask me out to drink with her, as another friend put us aeroplane. Inform my wife, got approval. So went to f club to drink. Once inside, after 2 cup, she got high, we tongue fight like nobody business. After that send her back home, throughout the journey, roaming like crazy. Lucky wife didnt know.

One week past, ‘B’ ask a group of colleague went out to drink without ‘A’. (they have bad blood)
After 2 tower, ‘B’ grab me and ask me to hug her throughout the whole session. Next day, i got sandwich between the 2ladies at work.
Lucky i left the company already. 😂

[SaturnPower]

Originally Posted by 178noobnoob

Just last year, with the help of alcohol, managed to know that 2 ladies in my ex-company like me.
‘A’’ who is already attached, ask me out to drink with her, as another friend put us aeroplane. Inform my wife, got approval. So went to f club to drink. Once inside, after 2 cup, she got high, we tongue fight like nobody business. After that send her back home, throughout the journey, roaming like crazy. Lucky wife didnt know.

One week past, ‘B’ ask a group of colleague went out to drink without ‘A’. (they have bad blood)
After 2 tower, ‘B’ grab me and ask me to hug her throughout the whole session. Next day, i got sandwich between the 2ladies at work.
Lucky i left the company already. 😂

Did you managed to up any of the ladies?

[178noobnoob]

Originally Posted by SaturnPower

Did you managed to up any of the ladies?

Hahahaha. Wanted to up B. But she still V. So dont want to get myself into trouble. Managed to go out a few times with B. I will say ‘it make me feel like i’m young again.’

[thedevil666]

Originally Posted by sexcision

Hmmm since u are knocked out. How u know nothing happened between the lady and ur friend?

My knock out was when we were still outside having supper after club. When I reached the hotel, most also KO-ed. I keep waking up to ensure the bros never do anything. The girl slept alone in the room on the bed, while we slept outside. It was a suite btw..

[itguy2008]

You guys damn happening. My worst shit done was that I pee in my room thinking that I was in the toilet already. Next morning got to clean up my own mess.

[178noobnoob]

Originally Posted by itguy2008

You guys damn happening. My worst shit done was that I pee in my room thinking that I was in the toilet already. Next morning got to clean up my own mess.

Bro, not always this happening. Now also never already. Still finding chance to see B want to get back not.

[heroice]

Originally Posted by 178noobnoob

Hahahaha. Wanted to up B. But she still V. So dont want to get myself into trouble. Managed to go out a few times with B. I will say ‘it make me feel like i’m young again.’

Not easy to find V nowadays haha, wish you success soon

[Voorhees]

Ex-gf was drinking with another guy and got pretty drunk. She text me for help and I went to pick her. Got there in time as the guy had arms around her and going to the car. I went to intercept and she was glad to see me as she hugged me. The guy buay tahan but lan lan xiao xiao.

Needless to say I bought her back my place and bonked her silly. She was half awake but mostly drunk. Did some other shit to her as well.

Next day she ask me if I had analed her cause her asshole is aching. I smiled at her and we actually patch back. Unfucking believable.

[qissyalynne]

got drunk and let my brother in law convince me to let him F..... haha