Monster melons galore in Tijuana, Mexico

[Ygrudger]

Been lurking so long I didn't realize my previous account was nice longer allowed to post. I have been to Tijuana recently and I must say it is worth the trip down. I went to HK club, Adelitas and Chavelas. If you only have one option go to Hong Kong. Plenty of girls there and most of them really chio! Plus they have a lesbian foam show right at the back. Well they do have a back door as well so back is kind of subjective. Basically a waiter will get you a table and he will also get you girls. He will recommend them or if you see a dancer you like, you can ask the waiter to bring her over. You're expected to buy a ladies drink if you want her to stay. Waiters will try to get you to take a private dance. This is sort of foreplay if you're still deciding whether to take the girl upstairs.

[grudgie]

Tijuana is really worth it. Especially compared to USA. HK club is more like a whore house. As mentioned earlier they also have a lesbian show. No need to speak Spanish though that might help with breaking the ice. If you are sure you want to up a girl just go straight to her and ask for the price. No need to waste time. Else you can ask any waiter for a table to view the girls. They'll have some dancing on the bar and other raised platforms but there'll be many girls sitting around too. Some of them are very "friendly". If you do let your hands wander, they are more than willing but expect to tip a dollar or so. Girls will approach you and if you don't like em just say no and they'll go away. The waiter will also serve as your pimp. If you want a girl to sit with you, they'll expect you to buy a drink.
(Smaller beer bottle but 2x the price) Waiters will try to sell you food or take up a private Lapdance after a while. If the girl doesn't really want to stay, you'll see that drink disappear real fast but in the mean time they'llbe trying to convince you to take em upstairs (arriba).

[grudgie]

Adelita is just 2 units from HK. Drinks were a dollar cheaper and they had negra modela beers which I like more. There is limited dancing here unlike HK, the dancers are not as pretty as those in HK. I went at 2 different times. Once in the early evening and another time in the afternoon. Never really checked out the place at night as quality of girls in HK is better.

In the afternoon there were maybe 15 girls and probably 7 guys including me. You'll see some fls sitting by the bar or at unoccupied tables. Waiter service is pretty much non existent in the afternoon but pretty much any girl in a strip club in TJ is waiting to be propositioned. Much more crowded in the evening and quality of girls also better but in my opinion not as good as in HK. You can probably get to bring a girl out for 10-20usd less though. I did sit with a girl and she got hands on with my pants after I got her a drink but after looking at her up close, she wasn't my 菜。

Lastly was chavalas. I went in the early afternoon and there were at most 8 girls but maybe 4 guys. Think they all stay in the backroom as I saw a few girls enter and go in but never saw them come out. Music here is purely mexican, some cowboy stuff, corridos mexicanos. Beers were really cheap at 4usd so I guess if you just want to drink it is alright. I did get a girl to accompany me and she sat with me a long time too. I think if you want to chat and practice your spanish then this is the place. The girls are slightly older but way more friendly.

All three places have attached hotels but you'll have to exit the club to enter the hotel. That's where they chop you too. 1usd to "rent" a robe to cover the girl when she steps out for that 3seconds. Hotel room will be about usd15-20 for 30 mins and you're expected to tip the guys cleaning up. They will chase and ask for the money too. If you're only planning to stay in Zona Norte, it will be a good idea to get a hotel room there. That way you can just use your room instead of paying each time.

[arctrooper]

After a long hiatus i'm heading back to California and to Tijuana in March. Please await a FR til then.

If any bros in San Diego area with free time, head down to the border. Its no different from going into JB for us.

PornHub itself did a review on my favorite joint there.