Military detective Guo Jia

[tiahborlang]

Towards the end of Eastern Han Dynasty, Guo Jia was gambler,who analysed pattern with great accuracy , won many dices games and he spent some on food and wine and woman at the brothel.
His lover, Diao chan was a angpai at the Dian Hua Yuan (Dian Hua Brothel) who served feudal lord and generals, and swordsmen.
He was frustated that he won't get to see and bonk her often as she was often booked overnight by powerful generals and feudal lords.
He was a known nuisance at the Dian Hua Yuan, he was slept on the dining hall after drinking, and waiters /room keepers had to carry him out.

When he was sober, he went to casinos to play and win most of the time.
By chance, Cao Cao and his brother, Cao Ren, accompanied by his assistants.
Guo Jia winning style made Cao Ren lost money most of the time.
Brutish Cao Ren angrily shouted at Guo Jia and accusing him of cheating.

Cao Cao intervened and asked Guo jia to have a few round of games with him.
After few games, Cao Cao was impressed with him and asked him to use his talents to plan to help him achieve total domination of Central Realm (Zhong Guo), he refused as he wanted to gamble and have fun with his beloved Diao Chan.

He left the casino..
Cao Cao looked at him, determined to have him as advisor, sent one of his scout to spy on him and report his lifestyle.
After one week, scout came back with report on Guo Jia .
Cao Cao decided to make advance booking at Diao Hua Yuan for Diao Chan.

[UltramanTiga87]

Haha. Very funny. Cao cao go book Diao Chan.

[sionglim]

hope nvr happen here.
Lover is a pros
Every nite sleep with other men.

[Cignobilis]

Originally Posted by tiahborlang

Cao Cao decided to make advance booking at Diao Hua Yuan for Diao Chan.

lmao @ advance booking

Shouldn't Cao Cao just storm his way in and snatch Diao Can away.

[cheekydick]

Setting up a tent .

[emgaimua]

Wow have Diao Can?

[spaoldbird]

Woo have Cao Ren?

[LGStar]

Bringing out pop corns .

[Hamming17]

Nice start TS, camping here

[terra-cotta]

Originally Posted by LGStar

Bringing out pop corns .

And beer also .

[Halogen8]

Originally Posted by terra-cotta

And beer also .

And chips too .

[tiahborlang]

1 hour before midnight, Cao Cao arrived with his squad of soldiers.
Owner of Dian Hua Yuan greeted him as Commander Cao.

He was led to the large private room where Diao Chan was already there dressed in red.She greeted him as Commander , and 2 waitresses provided food and wine and then walked out of the room and close the door.
Diao Chan played music on zither.
Cao Cao listened , and his mind think hard of the poems which go with the music played by Diao Chan.
When she finished playing , she went to him, kneeled before him, then sat with him, having meal with him.
Then Cao Cao began to recite poetry and Diao chan listened attentively.
After meal, Diao Chan stripped and help him up, undressed him and both went to the rectangular bathtube.
Diao Chan massage his shoulders while he sat and closed his eyes..
Then he asked her what made her go into this trade.
Diao Chan stopped massaging and went inside the bathtube and told him her sad past. her father was killed in a war and she offered herself so that she can bury her father decently. and she had a childhood boyfriend named Feng Jiao (that is Guo Jia's alias). He was drunkard and felt depressed after she become prostitute in order to repay debt to brothel owner.
Then Cao Cao thought of way to win Guo Jia over to his side.
Diao Chan began to help him up and then squat down to suck his penis.
After few minutes ,he stopped her and told her to keep him company on bed,
Diao Chan look at him strangely because he was different from other men she encountered.
Cao Cao then talk of war ,and that he wanted to unitify the Central Realm.
Morning, both of them woke up and Cao Cao put on clothes and walked out.
He asked Cao Ren to give him all the money which was casted aside as fund to carry out small battle against weaker military commanders.
Cao Ren advised against it as he felt that MengDe (Cao Cao's alias) should not use military funds to redeem immoral woman .
Cao Cao assured that he was using money to recruit remarkable talent who can help him fight bigger wars and get more money in return.

Cao Cao then entered Dian Hua Yuan again to see brothel owner saying he wanted to buy Diao Chan. of cos, owner was not willing as she was biggest money spinner.
Brothel owner was terrifed when Cao Cao threatened him ,and agreed to let her go with him.

Cao Cao then asked Diao Chan to go inside horse carriage. She assumed he wanted to keep her for his own use.

But she was wrong.
Man Chong (alias -Boning) was startled when he saw squad of soldiers surrouding the hut and he informed his room mate.

Man Chong: Feng Jiao, there are soldiers.
Man Chong assumed that soldiers came to rob and took an axe , and stood in front of soldiers and horsemen.
Cao Cao get down and greeted him, asking for Guo Jia.
Man Chong bellowed" what do you want with him?"
Cao Cao: tell Guo Jia to come over , I have a gift for him
Man Chong then ran inside and alert Guo Jia.
Guo Jia came out as saw Cao Cao who then asked Diao Chan to come out of the carriage.

Guo Jia was overjoyed to see her and hug her.

Cao Cao: so, Feng Xiao, do you want to work with me to unitify the world?
Guo Jia looked at him and kneeled down before him, saying " Thank you, Commander Cao.."

Man Chong looked at him and then kneel before Cao Cao beseeching him to take him in..
Cao Cao looked at him, thinking Man Chong had the look of fighter and take him in.

(next tale-Emperor Xian's tale.)

[madpig88]

Thanks for sharing this nice story TS, please continue.

[basfreak]

good story TS, shall wait here for more of it.

[tiahborlang]

Emperor Xian escaped from Li Jue and Guo Si, with the help of Dong Cheng.

Once on the run from evil Dong Zhuo's men, he wrote edict appealing to warlords to take him in, promising great honours.

He ate dirty food and developed illness . He had asthma when he was young.
He and other enunch, officials and empress Fu Shou and Consort Dong seek shelter from worn out temple.

At the temple, he wrote decree again asking regional warlord to take them in.
Major war lord refused to take them in because they fear loss of power once they welcome emperor to their cities.

Emperor Xian coughed a lot and one imperial doctor felt the pulse and warned the empress that he may not live long.
Empress and Consort and Dong Cheng discussed with senior officials .
Elderly Eunuch: Your Majesty and Your Ladyship, Your Excellency, may I have the permission to speak?
Empress looked at him with disdain: my, my ,you lowly servant, what right do you have to say?
Elderly Eunuch kneeling down , ''sorry, your majesty. If His Majesty ..
Dong Cheng interrupt: what aducity ...
Then he felt stressed and worried.
Dong Cheng: speak your mind and give us your suggest to prolong his majesty health..
Eunuch: His Majesty got a twin brother.. I was the one serving previous Emperor and his Empress. When previous empress was pregnant, she invited jealousy from other consorts. On the night she was poisoned, and palace maid delivered two babies from late empress womb, one is the current emperor.

Dong Cheng: where is the other one?
Eunuch:I gave him away to a family.
Dong Cheng, (idea hit him): do you have family residence?

Eunuch: yes, here is the document

Dong Cheng : excellent.
Dong Cheng: your majesty and your ladyship. We can send him over to act as Emperor while His majesty is recuperating.


18 year old Ma Ping, was a 3rd child from Hui family (the religion is Muslim)
He happily herded the goats and watched them eating dress.
He had no idea that he was a prince of Great Han...


If you find my writing absurd, my apologies..
I got the idea from the drama where Sima YI and Emperor Xian were childhood friend and Emperor Xian was on good term with Cao PI and Cao Zhi, and he gave his throne to Cao Pi because he wanted to be free of all troubles.. no Hua Xin in drama where he forced emperor to give his throne to Cao PI...